Happy St. Paddy’s Day!
By defekto on May 12, 2008

Are my pads showing? An exposed boob pad is not as bad as a trail of toilet paper stuck to a high heel, but it’s still somewhat upsetting to see. I suppose it’s a small price to pay…there are so many other things that could happen that would create a much worse wardrobe malfunction.
Read more…
All entries filed under
Sluts A Go-Go
4 responses - Posted 05.09.08
Yesterday’s Feast of Fools podcast with Peaches Christ inspired me to dig out some old Polaroids from my San Francisco days. Peaches, Marc and Fausto were discussing Phillip R. Ford’s sci-fi drag epic, “Vegas In Space” and I thought I’d share some photos of the director and stars of the film
I met Phillip R. […]
continue
Mexican’s Rock!
5 responses - Posted 05.05.08
Mexican’s aren’t just gang-bangers, kitchen help or street peddlers of oranges. I should know I’m Mexican, so I can get away with bringing up such stereotypes. Actually, my entire adult life I thought I was half Mexican, but last year I found out that my dad is a quarter Apache indian too. Neglecting to share […]
continue
What Is It About Armpits?
25 responses - Posted 05.02.08
Armpits are sexy. Even sweat-drenched pits that aren’t in a dress shirt can be sexy. Am I right? My friend Donald is sexy and I know he loves his armpits because he’s always drawing them. He likes to draw his hairy legs and his crotch too and this is so great because he’s a very […]
continue
Stood Up and Abandoned
4 responses - Posted 04.28.08
Determination is a drag queen’s middle name. And this photo is a good example of fortitude and endurance in the face of adversity. Actually, she does have legs, but I like this Polaroid more when I imagine that she is dragging herself down the stairs because she has nothing below the waist. And a […]
continue
Cute Boys and Drag Queens Survive the Apocalypse
12 responses - Posted 04.25.08
I am happier than a passing tranny that I will be regularly posting my Polaroids to Feast of Fools!
Thank you Fausto and Marc for allowing me to contaminate TastyZine with some of my work. If you want to know more about who I am, check my bio or drop me an email.
As most […]
continue
Alcohol Makes You Prettier
no responses - Posted 05.24.07
TEST SUBJECT WITH CHEAP BEER. Photo: Jim Lucio
I’ve been conducting an informal study on alcohol abuse and photography and my early stages of research clearly show that alcohol does in fact make you look prettier and more glamorous.
continue
Human Canary Really Wows ‘Em
no responses - Posted 05.17.07
Are we all in agreement that sexy people as bar accessories are HOT? Who can resist a scantily clad, tea-bagging go-go boy or a gyrating sex kitten in a go-go cage? Or even those perfectly formed studs, painted white to look like Roman statues? Ok, I admit the statue people are a little creepy, but […]
continue
Photo: the Hottest New Trash Fashion
7 responses - Posted 05.14.07
I think we’ve all seen one of the greatest trash fashions that is known as the crocheted “Beer Can Hat“. It is a true abomination that only a blind person could begin to appreciate. Happily, I can report from Baltimore, Maryland that we have improved on this look with the “Beer 12-Pack Hat”.
Actually, this […]
continue