By Fausto Fernós on April 13, 2007 | Share & Save | Link | Print |
Real friends tell you when you are wrong. What do you do when you catch your best friend making out with a boy at a pool party and know full well she shouldn’t be doing that?
My fabulous niece, my “baby-girl” Victoria Morales comes over to talk about why she called her friend’s mother to tell on her misbehavior.
Everyone should have a daughter or a friend like Victoria who watches out for you when you’ve lost yourself in the moment.
Join Fausto, Marc and Victoria as we talk about our trip to the Shedd Aquarium where we saw dolphins take a poop underwater, petted millipedes, got bored by a lame “sea mammals” show and met a komodo dragon named Faust.
We also chat about some interesting animal news. There is a bird in England that is attempting to hatch foil covered chocolate eggs and attacks anyone that tries to come near them. There is also a swan in China that likes to feed the feed the fish in its pond. And the Dutch have invented a dog food that eliminates much of your dog’s elimination.
Check out these fabulous photos from our trip to the Aquarium.
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Juan Jaime says:
April 14, 2007 at 00:38hey so the site changed today! Great! I’m staying awake until you post todays episode (2 am, as usual I hope)
Great show this one. But Victoria should’ve kept the secret, right?
Love you guys!
Fausto Fernós says:
April 14, 2007 at 01:29We’re leaving that answer to you guys. I think it was ok for her to tell on her friend if she was really worried about her. Thats what friends do.
RcktMan says:
April 14, 2007 at 01:55I *Heart* Victoria Morales!!! Victoria was so much fun. Talk about a young lady who has her shit together. Let’s hear it for Victoria!!!
xChickengirlx says:
April 14, 2007 at 12:38you have an awesome neice. It was very entertaining to hear her in the show! I’ve heard her before but this had more!
and i think it was fine for her to tell on her friend.. i mean.. that friend of her has some issues… being with a 10 year old boy…that is very strange. o_O
btw the site looks great! the layout isn’t as Flashy as the old one but the new style is very refreshing!
Rochelle (from MN) says:
April 14, 2007 at 18:46so much fun to hear the adventures you al had…even if boring,.
Gary in NYC says:
April 14, 2007 at 20:20VicMor is the next generation in podcasting.
What a great bilingual show today. Better than buying a Rosetta Stone course.
This episode is the new “My Two Dads”
Tina G says:
April 14, 2007 at 21:12You get a female spayed and a male neutered, cat or dog. Very nice show , as usual. Like this new site. Just that the font size is a bit too big, like a kiddie site. And maybe the design could be updated a bit ? what do you think ?
refreshments says:
April 14, 2007 at 22:08Great episode, and I LOVE the new site, guys.
Every time Victoria said “Bitch” I giggled.
Can’t wait for the next show, as always!
Rachel Ribcage says:
April 14, 2007 at 23:51Victoria sounds like one hell of a chick 
I recokn we’d get along real well, i just turned 16
the story about her friends was hillarious! i was laughing so hard :]
much love,
Rachel
Sarah in London says:
April 15, 2007 at 09:37I reckon what Victoria did was right, esp if the dude was sleazy. If I’d had any guts at all when I was Victoria’s age, I might have told my friend’s parents what she got up to at age 13–maybe she wouldn’t have ended up alcoholic and preggers at 14! Parents can be so oblivious.
I nearly crashed my car, laughing my ass off, when Marc suggested telling teens that if they got pregnant they had to eat the placenta! It would probably work just as well as Bush’s abstinence-only “education” programs. . .
Victoria, Jerry Springer the Opera is fabulous. I’ve been to see it live, and BBC showed it on TV within the last two years so we were able to record it. I don’t know if it could ever get played in the U.S., it’s gloriously filthy. It doesn’t seem to be on any of the torrent sites, but you can get it from Amazon.co.uk (not on .com).
Aaron C. says:
April 15, 2007 at 11:48Great show all. LOVE the new site. What a great job! 
XO, Aaron
FOF #512 - Ratting Out Your Friends - 04.13.07 « The adventures of a gay man says:
April 16, 2007 at 13:18[…] Everyone should have a daughter or a friend like Victoria who watches out for you when you’ve lost yourself in the moment. (more…) […]
David-That Blue Jeans Guy-Byrd says:
April 16, 2007 at 20:20Fausto had the Dr. Seuss book title correct. It was *Horton Hatches an Egg*.
Victoria is cute as hell! I’d love to have a niece like her. She should be on the show more often, or have a spinoff show of her own.
Manny says:
April 16, 2007 at 22:06Victoria!
Oh Mah Gah.
There has to be more of her.
I love her. She is like my Feast of Fools Teen Idol.
and I still love my BMW
dsrbroadway says:
April 17, 2007 at 23:35Just listened to this one today. Victoria is seriously adorable, so emotionally mature for her age, and so freakin’ funny. A chip off the ol’ block, Fausto. Whatever’s in the water in PR, it’s good stuff. Loved the placenta riff. Loved her anger against the word wristband too! Someone needs to get her an ISDN line for Christmas so she can be a regular!
lis says:
April 19, 2007 at 08:09Great show, very refreshing and sweet and hilarious! Really enjoyed listening to Victoria, she is definitely related to Fausto, they have the same smart-assed sense of humor and quick wit and tongue. And that girl has her head on straight too. You go Vi-Mo!
un besito desde España,
lis
Born in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Fausto Fernós created the Feast of Fools in 1998 as wacky artists variety show in Chicago, Illinois.
Along with his partner Marc Felion, he hosts the world's most downloaded talk show for gay people on the internet, Feast of Fools.
Fausto loves pomegranates, waterfalls and 70s retro funk music.
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Fausto Fernós | November 20, 2008
Thank you for the glowing review Randall! If you have a moment, please go to the iTunes music store and share your review there: www.tinyurl.com/feastoffools
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Fantastic! Any chance we can get “Doing Time” in the Feast Blast?
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Jann’s face in the iTunes podcast photo reminds me of Liev Schreiber…or is it just me?
DavidMcD | November 19, 2008
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Fausto Fernós | November 20, 2008
Thank you for the glowing review Randall! If you have a moment, please go to the iTunes music store and share your review there: www.tinyurl.com/feastoffools
miguelito | November 20, 2008
I don’t blame African-Americans; I blame the No campaign. They didn’t make a persuasive argument in their ads. They allowed the Yes...
15 comments on FOF #882 - Rev. Straight Talks About Prop. 8 - 11.18.08
brain-fork | November 19, 2008
Fantastic! Any chance we can get “Doing Time” in the Feast Blast?
Bobby In Oklahoma | November 19, 2008
Jann’s face in the iTunes podcast photo reminds me of Liev Schreiber…or is it just me?
DavidMcD | November 19, 2008
I am praying for all the world’s religions to stop pushing their beliefs down my throat. I agree with you Fausto, if all reverends were as...
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Happy late birthday V-Mo!
corey says:
April 13, 2007 at 16:19Victoria is hysterical! She is a Fernos for sure! While I was listening to the podcast today for a moment it felt like I was trapped in a Puerto Rican-style episode of Laguna Beach.