By Fausto Fernós on April 17, 2007 | Share & Save | Link | Print |
Please don’t offer Sal-E any ice-cream. He doesn’t want any. You see, last weekend Sal-E helped his full-figured gal-pal Mercedes with her gowns, hair and makeup to look fabulous for the Miss Continental PLUS pageant and was mistaken for one of the contestants! Poor Sal-E!
Although their website might qualify for a gold medal in “ugly” the drag queens who compete in these pageants look fabulous and bring the best that they can muster in talent, looks and skill to win the competition.
I heard they also need to be able to flawlessly lip sync “And I’m Telling You (I’m Not Going)” from Dreamgirls the musical, but that’s just a rumor.
Our in-house costumed diva Jo-Jo is about to another life-altering transformation. He’s going to be changing his name LEGALLY. What to? You’ll just have to listen to find out. Just wait until he starts filing his income taxes with his new name. Yeow!
Join Miss Ronnie, Sal-E, Jo-Jo, Marc Felion and me (Fausto Fernós) as we have a wonderful large group show. You might want to bring a long a pad and paper to write down all the information we’re dishing out on this program, it’s like a virtual Dragipedia (thats a Wikipedia of drag for you non Web 2.0 folks).
It tastes so good because its chock full of love- Feast of Fools.
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Buzz says:
April 17, 2007 at 09:59Awh c’mon Sal-E, who ya kidding?….
Remember, I’ve seen you in person (and in leather) and trust me, you DON’T need to pass on the ice cream baby!
Love ya’ll!
Keep warm and dry-
Buzz
Leslie Ann Levine says:
April 17, 2007 at 18:33Oh my God, I LOVED the opening song. Sal, don’t let them get you down! That person must have been missing their glasses that day.
It was so nice to hear from Sal-E again-I missed him! And I always love it when Jojo’s on the show, especially because he comes on so rarely. I knew I was in for a treat the moment I saw who was going to be on today. And Miss Ronnie too! All the divas did indeed get together.
As for the ceiling of your car–I suggest you guys just tool around in the Starship Enterprise instead. Cheaper than repairing the car, and you won’t have to pay for gas.
detnyre says:
April 17, 2007 at 20:05I drive a Subaru Baja and think it ranks up near the top of fag-mobiles. I get lots of compliments on how it looks by various lesbians in the Target parking lot 
To fix the head liner, go to Napa auto parts and get a can of head liner adhesive.
To fix it right, remove the headliner from the car, remove the sagging fabric and use the adhesive to re-glue the fabric onto the carboard liner - or better yet go to the fabric and find some fab new fabric and replace it completely.
corey says:
April 17, 2007 at 21:31Happy Belated Birthday Fausto!
I loved how you had just about everyone (where was Amanda???) on the show today? What a treat!
Patricia Fernós says:
April 18, 2007 at 10:35Leave it to Miss Ronnie to find something positive about a sinking car roof! Best of luck to you, Darling, for your application to Radiology school! I’m surrounding you in pink light - that’s what my Aunt Ruth, the only hippy of my mom’s generation, used to say when you wanted good things to happen to people! And Marc and Fausto, I’m doing the same thing for you to get a new car! Sal-E and Jojo, welcome back to the show! You two are certainly full of life and laughs!
trullyandutterly says:
April 18, 2007 at 21:28Do you take it in the ass? Love that song. I swear people underestimate the creativity of Drag Queens I swear its
like they constantly create new characters to become each one more ferocious than the last. I’ve got alot of respect for ‘em.
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Boston Bob says:
April 17, 2007 at 05:05Your opening song by the WetSpots will again be stuck in my head for weeks. I first heard it when one of the guys on Just Us Boys posted a link to youtube for it. It was stuck in my head for weeks and I found humming it too often.
A side comment on you car’s headliner problem….. Go to your favorite fabric store and buy some heavy duty T-headed straight pins. Hold the headliner up against the inner liner and insert the pins at an almost horizontal angle. The pin will imbed in the inner linner (usually foam or a cardboard type material) and the T head will hold the headliner fabric up. I have had to do this on more than one car, luckily I know my way around the fabric stores.