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Miss Ronnie is coming out with her own brand of medical products! Yaay! Whoopee!
For many of her fans the mere thought of getting their hands on any Feast of Fools merchandise might be too much for their hearts to take, but never fear, because the product she’s lending her celebrity status is for her own line of defibrillator: “Miss Ronnie’s Official DE-FIB-U-LATER”
“What’s a defibrillator” you ask?
A defibrillator is a medical device that designed to “shock” (or defibrillate) people’s hearts when their natural pace has been set off sequence and the top and bottom parts of the heart are out of sync (Ventricular fibrillation). Believe it or not, it’s just like a reset button on your computer.
Ronnie runs through several of these devices every time she has a romantic encounter, she’s just THAT intense. So naturally, why not lend her name to the products? They start at $1,195.00 and can be purchased here. Do not use as a floatation device.
You know, we’re just kidding about all this, but in many ways downloading this podcast is like installing a defibrillator on your iPod. When you just need a “jump” play the FOF and off you go!
Join us today as Marc Felion, Miss Ronnie and me, Fausto Fernós talk about Japanese electronic toilets going haywire, Bill Wyman (the former bass player for the Rolling Stones) new line of portable metal detectors, and scary drug-resistant contagious diseases that are making a comeback. Better get those masks back on!
Please take a moment to start checking out some of our fabulous listener profiles. One favorite accidental feature is that everyone who signs up gets a special “borg designation” number, like “Species 8472″ or “Species 5618.”
Check out some great audience profiles:
User 29 • User 125 • User 169 • User 220
and of course Miss Ronnie’s user profile User 96
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Lucas says:
April 18, 2007 at 12:09FYI, Japan still has those “Napoleon” toilets as well. There’s always at least one in public restrooms, especially in the more rural areas. As far as the electronic toilets, they are simply toilet seats with the electronics attached, and connects to a water source to spray your behind after you’ve done your deed. So it’s more like a toilet accessory than a actual fancy toilet.
Miss Ronnie, I got nothing but love for ya.