FOF #530 - Simon Says Touch Your Toes - 05.09.07

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Sassafraction Guaranteed.Ronnie just found out all about Bikram Yoga and she’s feeling fabulous! She’s sweating up a storm and releasing all her toxins, poisons and evil spirits from her body. Well, almost all of them.

So many celebrities are getting into trouble these days, our heads are spinning! Boy George is in trouble for tying up a photo-model (he says he wasn’t an escort, just a model for hire) and threatened him with sexual torture.

Professional dilettante Paris Hilton is being sent to prison for 45 days after she violated the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. Ronnie wants to share a prison cell with Paris Hilton cause she feels she’s going to live it up, even though she might be behind bars.

With all the Spider Man related fluff news out there, we just had to throw this one in about a young boy who had spider eggs hatch in his ear, and we’re sorry to say it didn’t result in him having super strength.

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  • kitschcamp says:

    May 9, 2007 at 1:16 am

    Just for Fausto… The original was called “Lille Peter Edderkop” and is Danish.

    Lille Peter Edderkop
    kravled op ad muren.
    Så kom regnen
    og skylled Peter væk.
    Så kom solen
    og tørred Peters krop.
    Lille Peter Edderkop
    kravled atter op.

    And in Svensk…

    Imse vimse spindel
    klättrar uppför trå’n.
    Ner faller regnet,
    spolar spindeln bort.
    Upp stiger solen,
    torkar bort allt regn.
    Imse, vimse spindel
    klättrar upp igen.

    Go on, we want the Spanish version :)

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  • Zara says:

    May 9, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    Awwww, go on Fausto, ignore Marc, he’s evidently jealous of your amazing singing talent :D

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  • Marc Felion says:

    May 9, 2007 at 5:14 pm

    I was just giving a little sass that’s all. Don’t read too much into it.

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  • Jonathan says:

    May 9, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    Fausto is going to kill himself? I guess we will just need to make feast of fools 2.0 better than the original… Just joking.

    Anyway I was wondering are escorts legal if they have their own web page? I could always use some cash and would love to get paid for something I do already.

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  • Quipper says:

    May 10, 2007 at 7:54 pm

    Love that comment on farting in Bikram Yoga =)
    I just started too and so far… FartAlert hasn’t picked up anything either! haha…

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  • Quipper says:

    May 10, 2007 at 8:01 pm

    P.S. Kudos to Ronnie for having the stamina for dinner and getting laid afterwards. Not easy..esp for B.yoga virgins!

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  • Anna says:

    May 10, 2007 at 11:47 pm

    Hey Fausto! I meant to leave a comment after I listened to FOF #526, but I forgot so I’ll post it here. I really liked the song you played & sang (and wrote) at the beginning of that episode. I hope you don’t let Marc and Ronnie get you down. I like it when you sing songs that you actually know the words to.

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  • jockbdboy says:

    May 11, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    Funny story about Macy Gray….

    I have a (very wealthy) friend who hired Macy Gray to perform for his 40th birthday. About 100 or so of his friends at a resort in Santa Barbara and Macy performing on stage. She dancing, drunk, and pulled me up on stage to grind her to “Sexual Revolution”.

    She was a fucking blast! You can see some pix here:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/shpanky/sets/317671/

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  • Rochelle says:

    May 13, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    all i gotta say is I need a simon. lol. you go miss ronnie!

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  • Katers says:

    May 14, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    mmmmmmmhmm. I need a Simon too :P

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  • Annie says:

    May 15, 2007 at 3:05 am

    Don’t fight Fausto and Marc! I love you guys. It breaks my heart to here you guys upset. :( Way to work it Miss Ronnie!

    Reply

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