By Fausto Fernós on May 8, 2007 | Share & Save | Link | Print |
Ronnie just found out all about Bikram Yoga and she’s feeling fabulous! She’s sweating up a storm and releasing all her toxins, poisons and evil spirits from her body. Well, almost all of them.
So many celebrities are getting into trouble these days, our heads are spinning! Boy George is in trouble for tying up a photo-model (he says he wasn’t an escort, just a model for hire) and threatened him with sexual torture.
Professional dilettante Paris Hilton is being sent to prison for 45 days after she violated the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. Ronnie wants to share a prison cell with Paris Hilton cause she feels she’s going to live it up, even though she might be behind bars.
With all the Spider Man related fluff news out there, we just had to throw this one in about a young boy who had spider eggs hatch in his ear, and we’re sorry to say it didn’t result in him having super strength.
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Zara says:
May 9, 2007 at 14:48Awwww, go on Fausto, ignore Marc, he’s evidently jealous of your amazing singing talent 
Marc Felion says:
May 9, 2007 at 17:14I was just giving a little sass that’s all. Don’t read too much into it.
Jonathan says:
May 9, 2007 at 17:53Fausto is going to kill himself? I guess we will just need to make feast of fools 2.0 better than the original… Just joking.
Anyway I was wondering are escorts legal if they have their own web page? I could always use some cash and would love to get paid for something I do already.
Quipper says:
May 10, 2007 at 19:54Love that comment on farting in Bikram Yoga =)
I just started too and so far… FartAlert hasn’t picked up anything either! haha…
Quipper says:
May 10, 2007 at 20:01P.S. Kudos to Ronnie for having the stamina for dinner and getting laid afterwards. Not easy..esp for B.yoga virgins!
Anna says:
May 10, 2007 at 23:47Hey Fausto! I meant to leave a comment after I listened to FOF #526, but I forgot so I’ll post it here. I really liked the song you played & sang (and wrote) at the beginning of that episode. I hope you don’t let Marc and Ronnie get you down. I like it when you sing songs that you actually know the words to.
jockbdboy says:
May 11, 2007 at 17:35Funny story about Macy Gray….
I have a (very wealthy) friend who hired Macy Gray to perform for his 40th birthday. About 100 or so of his friends at a resort in Santa Barbara and Macy performing on stage. She dancing, drunk, and pulled me up on stage to grind her to “Sexual Revolution”.
She was a fucking blast! You can see some pix here:
Annie says:
May 15, 2007 at 03:05Don’t fight Fausto and Marc! I love you guys. It breaks my heart to here you guys upset. 
Way to work it Miss Ronnie!
Born in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Fausto Fernós created the Feast of Fools in 1998 as wacky artists variety show in Chicago, Illinois.
Along with his partner Marc Felion, he hosts the world's most downloaded talk show for gay people on the internet, Feast of Fools.
Fausto loves pomegranates, waterfalls and 70s retro funk music.
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Levi is a genius! It’s just a matter of time before the world finds out and falls in love with him!
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Thanks Xavi- for more on Prop 8 listen to this show http://www.feastoffools.net/ga y-fun-show/2008/08/27/fof-828- the-battle-for-equality-082608 / We said way...
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Scott, Marc and Fausto, Thanks for discussing the No on 8 campaign. While it directly affects us in California in the end it affects us all. thanks again! Regarding...
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Another mega show!!! Levi is a very talented artist and thank you FOF for bringing him and his music to us! Kisses!
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Levi’s openess about sexuality and his philosophy about love are incredibly refreshing. And, its very hot that he hangs out at the Faultline. It was a hoot...
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Gay Fun ShowDavid Craig | October 12, 2008
Levi is a genius! It’s just a matter of time before the world finds out and falls in love with him!
Marc Felion | October 12, 2008
Thanks Xavi- for more on Prop 8 listen to this show http://www.feastoffools.net/ga y-fun-show/2008/08/27/fof-828- the-battle-for-equality-082608 / We said way...
Xavi | October 12, 2008
Scott, Marc and Fausto, Thanks for discussing the No on 8 campaign. While it directly affects us in California in the end it affects us all. thanks again! Regarding...
Saulo | October 12, 2008
Another mega show!!! Levi is a very talented artist and thank you FOF for bringing him and his music to us! Kisses!
TrickyToro | October 11, 2008
Levi’s openess about sexuality and his philosophy about love are incredibly refreshing. And, its very hot that he hangs out at the Faultline. It was a hoot...
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kitschcamp says:
May 9, 2007 at 01:16Just for Fausto… The original was called “Lille Peter Edderkop” and is Danish.
Lille Peter Edderkop
kravled op ad muren.
Så kom regnen
og skylled Peter væk.
Så kom solen
og tørred Peters krop.
Lille Peter Edderkop
kravled atter op.
And in Svensk…
Imse vimse spindel
klättrar uppför trå’n.
Ner faller regnet,
spolar spindeln bort.
Upp stiger solen,
torkar bort allt regn.
Imse, vimse spindel
klättrar upp igen.
Go on, we want the Spanish version