FOF #534 - Stalking Chris Garneau - 05.15.07

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Chris Garneau and Fausto FernósChris Garneau is so adorable. He is even cuter in person than he looks in his press photographs. He has beautiful eyes and a great big smile.

Last Saturday Jim Verraros, his boyfriend Bill Brennan, Marc Felion and myself, Fausto Fernós and a ton of FOF-Fans all went to the ALT Q Music Festival to check out the fabulous line up and lose ourselves in the sweet sounds of artists like Zrazy, Natalia Zuckerman, Actor Slash Model. Tom Yore and Chris Garneau. We really have to tip our hats to Scott Free fro making this year’s Alt Q festival an incredible experience yet again.

Chris is in many ways a cute little emo doll and I tried my hardest to make him smile when I met him. Mission accomplished!

Check out our photos from the ALT Q Music Festival taken last Saturday May 12.

Today we open up some packages on the show from far off lands. Sean and Mel from Australia sent me a belated birthday present. We also got a package with gifts for everyone on the show from the Philippines. Marc lost the card from the package because he was so eager to see what was on the in the package because it had green tape all over it and it said “Opened by Customs and Border Protection” with the great big seal of the Department of Homeland Security. You’re going to have to listen to the show to see what we got. I guess they have Taliban in Phillipines.

Victoria Lamarr shares her intimate secretsOur former resident trannie Victoria Lamarr moved to Florida to seek sunnier beaches and to escape the crazy atmosphere here in Chicago, but sadly all the traumatic atmosphere has seemed to follow poor Vicki. V-marr calls in to tell us about her roommate’s crack induced knife wielding, hooker stabbing, self mutilation bender. Don’t worry though, the roommate is in jail and V-marr is safe and sound and already has a brand new roommate. Boy does she work fast!

So Marc started talking on today’s about a youtube video called The Original Edna Turnblad, Miss Totie Fields that he mistakenly thought was already on our own site. Whoops!

It was originally uploaded to YouTube by mrpussypants. If you haven’t seen the wealth of queer movies he has up on YouTube, please go check it out. Mr. PussyPants is like the Rome of YouTube for us-all roads lead to him. Wherever we go on YouTube I always end up heading back his way and boy do I get confused.

The video is funny enough as is, but the real appeal is seeing what just could be Harris Milstead’s inspiration for his Mrs. Turnblad character in John Water’s legendary film Hairspray. I guess you could say that Totie is Divine Inspiration!

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It was good to hear from V-Mar! Believe me sweetie, we haven’t forgotten about you. I always love the great stories you have when you come on the show.

V-Marr rocks !! What a story !! I don’t think anything is thrown at us that were not designed to handle. It’s obvious she’s tough and can handle alot.
Keep it up V-Marr, great to hear from you !!!

Also, love that Haulover beach !! I spent a winter in Miami a few years back and spent most mornings on that beach………could of done
without some of the naked vollyball but other then that………woo hoo.

Once again, it is wonderful to hear from V-Marr. Best wishes, and hoping you can get away from all of that drama. Stay strong, girl!

I also loved hearing about the Alt Q music festival. One more thing on my “To Do” list.

To do an Australian accent, start with a Cockney, but pronounce the “h”, turn a “t” into a softer “d,” and make the syllables sound less proper and more casual.

There are a lot of FOF regulars in the news lately. First JoJo Baby and his boiling skull. Then V-Mar and the tense stand-off down in Miami. What is next? Miss Ronnie foils terroist plot? SAL-E uncovers assasination plot? Stay out of trouble you guys.

V-Marr Returns!!! Don’t worry, you are not forgotten. V-Marr adoration society! Keep making those collect calls to Chicago — it’s so good to hear you on the show again!
Don’t forget, use cold water for blood stains.

Kisses to all you boys –

Do guy’s realize how many times we have used the phrase “V-marr returns” on the show
and in the show notes? It always seems that every time she is on the show, it’s going to be her last.

V-Marr Returns, the Son of V-Marr…

V-Marr’s Revenge!

V-Marr, the Director’s Cut

V-Marr 2: Still the Most Beautiful Woman on the Internet

I think you should start naming the V-Marr shows like movie sequels. She’s like the character who dies at the end of the movie, only to miraculously jump out of the meat grinder at the beginning of the next movie, fully and fabulously unharmed, with all of her makeup intact.

You are so right on Maia. We affectionately call V-marr “the cockroach. ” She really would survive
a nuclear winter.

VMarr never disappoints! So glad to hear from you!~ Take care! We LOVE you! More Vmarr Please!
Where is the link to her movie?

Marc, what the hell is that picture– Spock in drag? Shudder! LOL

Maia… that was the funniest damn thing. V-Marr is like Kenny on South Park. Ya keep killin’ her, but she always comes back to life in the next episode!

Seriously though, we do love our V-Marr… even if she turns up like a penny a lot. That story was insane. I thought I had some crazy goings-on in my life. V-Marr, you take the cake, honey.

I wish I could have gone to the Alt Q festival, but I was still in recovery mode myself that night. I definitely want to make it to the next one. It sounds like a fun time.

Not to get off topic, boys, but have you considered breaking these posts up using the “more” feature? :)

Victoria! I have never forgotten you. You are wonderful and I loved the beautiful song you sang. It brighted my day. Miss you on the show V-mar. Take care and stay strong. You are beautiful :) Thanks again Fausto and Marc for creating such a great show.

I usually add the “more” code after the show has been up a few days. I assume that most people want to read the the whole thing on the first day.

i haven’t forgotten V-Marr!!! it was great to hear from her again.. although its awful that she went through that terrible experience! but its nice to hear her talk.. i felt all nostalgic when she started singing that old Vietnamese song…*sigh*

anyways great show! :)

Guys I cannot tell you how happy it makes me to hear Victoria speak. Not only are her stories entertaining but she has me in hysterics. Thanks!

the package was from me, guys! i can’t believe the stupid customs guys lost my card!!! i wrote a very long, very impassioned (not to mention fawning) letter explaining the significance of each and every piece!!! and it was on a very special card too! it had the image of a blue buddha on it and i got it in bhutan especially for fausto. drats!!! >:-P well, i just hope you like them!

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Born in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Fausto Fernós created the Feast of Fools in 1998 as wacky artists variety show in Chicago, Illinois. Along with his partner Marc Felion, he hosts the world's most downloaded talk show for gay people on the internet, Feast of Fools. Fausto loves pomegranates, waterfalls and 70s retro funk music.
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