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Better delete those numbers from your cell phone! We’re not ones to kiss and tell, but for a million dollars, who knows what sinful sexual knowledge we would reveal.
Hustler magazine’s founder and publisher Larry Flint is dangling one million dollars for anyone who will come forward with proof of an “illicit sexual encounter with a high-ranking government official.” I know what you’re thinking here: “Larry Flint has a million dollars?” No, not Larry Flick, the former KISS road manager turned gay satellite-radio talk-personality. Larry Flint, the guy who went up against the late Rev. Jerry “Tinky Winky” Falwell in the 1980s for running a parody ad in his magazine using Falwell’s image.
So now Mr. Flint wants your sexy nasty stories of buggery with the White House. You just know that Jeff Gannon (a.k.a. James Guckert) is trying to find that rag filled with Karl Rove’s DNA. Quarter turn t-shirts make great clean up rags, if you know what we mean.
On today’s show Ronnie returns to talk about sexual scandals, but we’re pleasantly surprised by a phone call from our web mistress Steven Peterson. Steven’s a big fan of the show and a big fan of Cyndi Lauper, so he’s trying to convince Miss Ronnie to go with him to check out the True Colors tour.
What are your favorite parts of the new website? One of my favorite things to do is to browse the user profiles by changing the last three digits in their url. We like to think of the numbers as borg designations.
Some sexy user profiles: 125, 220, 265, 507, 524, 650, 654
and some people we’d love to meet in person: 78, 370, 271, 311, 420, 527.
There are just too many great people active on the forums to list here. What are your favorite profiles?
What’s up with people liking toast? One of our power listeners Pup Don started a thread a while back simply stating his love for slightly burned carbohydrates and the flood of comments have rushed forward, tapping into something deep, passionate and comical. Why do you like toast?
Just get yourself your own FOF profile by clicking here. I personally recommend typing in your user name and email address, waiting for your password to be sent into your email account, logging in, and THEN filling out everything else.
Some users have reported that after carefully spending hours filling out their profiles, the site for some reason didn’t register them and they lost everything!
What would your vagina say if it could write it’s own monologue? Ours would say: “sashay, shante” I still can’t figure out what that means.
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Tyto Alba says:
June 6, 2007 at 00:57Maybe that kid really was pooping in the komodo dragon’s territory. 
One time I got attacked by yellow jackets; I had to pee so I went in the bushes and accidentally was releasing my stream directly into their nest.
rick in san diego says:
June 6, 2007 at 10:39Mark, Charles Nelson Rielly was in Sigmund the Sea Monster - another Sid & Marty Kroft creation. I bet you were thinking of that instead of H.R. Puffinstuff.
crumbsnstuff says:
June 6, 2007 at 11:01Haaa.. I just saw a clip of Kathy’s 3rd season D-list show on Yahoo where she’s in NYC’s Carnegie Hall http://tv.yahoo.com/kathy-griffin-my-life-on-the-d-list/show/36021/videos/2940952
I was there that day going to school, and saw her as she was going to the back entrance and I’m guilty of doing the same as most people around that day, kind of ignoring her 
a couple of girls walked up and took a picture, but everyone alse just walking by Not being rude/mean, necesarily.. but to give the woman some space 
I’m sure she gets tired of people adoring her everywhere she goes..
PupDon says:
June 6, 2007 at 16:27Marc, if you write that book on toast then I get to write the forward. “The Toast and I” by Pup Don.
Andrew J says:
June 6, 2007 at 20:53The forums are definitely my favorite part of the website. They are just so addictive. Scrolling through the profiles in the archaic way we have to do it now is actually somewhat exciting. Each new number you put is a surprise waiting for you! Every day there are more and more profiles. It’s very exciting. Great work, Steven!
Fausto Fernós says:
June 7, 2007 at 02:22Steven, you make it sound like I pushed those drinks down your throat!
Michael says:
June 8, 2007 at 13:47Fausto, you should have consulted me on the Starbucks problem. If an ingredient is part of the drink, you can have more for free. For example, the chocolate in a Mocha. But if you add vanilla syrup, which is not part of the original drink it will cost you more. Does that make sense? Also, a soymilk topper on your coffee or Americano should not be charged for. But if you want more than that, say 1/3 or more you will be charged.
Originally from Erie, Pennsylvania, Marc Felion works as a bartender. As co-host and producer of the Feast of Fools podcast, he helped launch one of the most successful podcasts in the world. He lives in Andersonville with his partner and co-host Fausto Fernós. he loves to watch sci-fi tv shows, read murder mysteries and fix cocktails.
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Steven says:
June 6, 2007 at 00:39Oh my god… that picture! I was sooooo drunk in the bathroom at Mickey’s! Be warned, everyone! This is what happens when you let Fausto take drunken pictures of you! *cringe*