FOF #612 - Toilets of the Future - 09.18.07

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80s inspired photo montage of Fausto, Sal-E and Marc.What’s that smell? A Ukrainian man has been arrested after making use of one of the exhibits at a new museum dedicated to the history of the toilet.

Unlike most hardware stores that have plastic covers over their toilets for this very reason, the museum which has an exhibition of the history of the toilet and it’s future now has signs hanging up asking, begging patrons not to use the exhibition to relieve themselves.

They should have hung a sign that read: “We didn’t hang the Mona Lisa in your toilet, please don’t take a shit in our museum.”

On today’s show Sal-E joins Marc Felion and me, Fausto Fernós to chat about toilets of the future, Star Trek licensed urns and coffins, and nonstick chewing gum that doesn’t last a long long time, plus questions from you via AIM/Yahoo messenger: feastoffools4u.

We’re still waiting for you to take a photo of yourself in front of the Senator Larry Craig memorial toilets at the Minneapolis/St. Paul airport. Please make my dreams come true and take a photo of yourself and your iPod or FOF T-Shirt at the infamous bathroom.

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  • Wesley says:

    September 18, 2007 at 1:41 am

    FeastofFools Baby!

    Great show guys.

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  • GlenInDecaturGA says:

    September 18, 2007 at 7:32 am

    Loved the show guys! Starting off the week with Sal E two times in a row–I LOVE IT!!! Sal E, you rock! :) Looking forward to the Russian show. What popsicles are you eating that are only 20 cal?

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  • Gary T says:

    September 18, 2007 at 8:52 am

    Great show boys. I’m going to Minneapolis to visit my cousin the weekend you are receiving your awards (notice the plural). I’ll try to get someone to take my picture in the bathroom. The bathroom is past security so you have to be traveling through the airport to get to it.

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  • Chi-chi says:

    September 18, 2007 at 10:11 am

    Sal-E!! Please don’t go to the Winchester house! I went a few years ago and it was a snooooooooze fest. I’ve lived in SF for over 12 years and let me tell you..there are many more interesting things to do in SF!!! Take the NIGHTIME Alcatraz tour…really creepy and fabulous! Reserve a spot now..it sells out fast! Fausto and Marc and the rest of the cast…much love to you all!!!!!
    XOXOXOXO Chiaki

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  • Tony says:

    September 18, 2007 at 10:29 am

    SAL-E walk away from the Winchester NOT so much a Mystery House! Trust me baby, it’s ain’t no thang. Stay in the city! It’s an 8th grade field trip nightmare, but if you do go, go in a full on witchypoo getup. Now that would be HIlarious.

    Tony G

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  • Cliff Dix says:

    September 18, 2007 at 10:30 am

    Sal-E! Sal-E! Sal-E!
    I just love that voice!
    Fausto’s story of the dog crapping in the closet reminded me of the time my sister and I dressed up our dog, Doc. We put a shirt and my sister’s shorts on him. Then we thought it would be funny to walk him around the neighborhood like that. The instant we took him outside, he squatted. My sister and I tried to get the shorts off of him but we weren’t quick enough. He crapped all inside my sister’s shorts. Now who had the last laugh?

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  • epilonious says:

    September 18, 2007 at 11:19 am

    ..-. — ..-.

    That’s F O F in Morse code

    (and SOS is … — … The reason it’s used is because it’s so simple, if you remember Titanic they kept referring to “SOS” as the new code.)

    Great show, sorry the Morse code discussion brought out my inner nerd.

    And thank you, I will not be able to think of “gift bag” the same way ever again.

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  • Steven says:

    September 18, 2007 at 11:19 am

    My dad used to be a drugstore manage in Porter, Texas, and had to hang up a sign in the bathroom saying “Please Do Not Defecate in the Sink” because his employees were getting tired of cleaning it up. That’s my “pottying in inappropriate places” story for the day.

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  • Barbara says:

    September 18, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    Fausto eat plenty of fruit and veggies with your popsicles.

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  • Mike from Bolingbrook says:

    September 18, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    I havent listened to the show yet, but Steven that story is so gross, But I know what you mean, I had to clean the bathroom at my old job, one time some one had puked EVERYWHERE, on the walls on the floor on the cieling, in the sink, barely on the toilet. It was discusting.

    BTW I love your picture with the bridge in the background. Its very cool.
    My dorm internet is so slow it takes literely 18-20 min to download a show.

    I will probally have more to say after I have listened to the show.

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  • Mike from Bolingbrook says:

    September 18, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    Steven, that story is so gross!! I know exactly what you mean though. I once had to clean a bathroom at my old job. This one time someone puked EVERYWHERE. It was on the floor on the walls in the sink on the toilet. Absolutely discusting.

    BTW I love your picture with the bridbge in the back, it is so cool.
    Havent listened to the show yet, I will comment later after I listen

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  • Maia says:

    September 18, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    “Oh great. Now we’re not going to get anymore coconuts.”
    I love Sal-E!

    (Happy belated birthday, Glen!)

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  • PupDon says:

    September 18, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    Excellent show guys. I’m a week behind because I was deathly sick last week. Marc, I had Strep too and man, was it a bad one. So while I’m listening to all the new shows in the morning, I pop in an older show in the afternoon so I can catch up. :)

    Since we’re sharing scat stories, I was in a fast food joint one time and when I went to the bathroom there was a guy squatting in the urinal taking a dump. There was an actual toilet right next to it, so I have no idea why he chose the more difficult, if not grossly inappropriate, of the two. I just turned right around and left. I decided I’d rather hold it then walk back in and see what damage the guy had done in case he missed.

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  • Barbara says:

    September 18, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    I am listening to FOF from 12/21/2005. It’s fun using the WAYBACK MACHINE ( web.archive.org ). The first one they list is 2/12/2005. I love the gay Christmas Music.

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  • StevenvanL. says:

    September 18, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    Y’all rock! (And there might have been a bit of roll in there as well.)

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  • David-That Blue Jeans Guy-Byrd says:

    September 18, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    Ok, my question about changing attitudes toward Russian gays got asked out of context. When I sent the question, it was because the autoreply on Yahoo! Messenger said to ask any question of the Russian gay activist whose name was mentioned in this episode. I was not on crack at the time.

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  • Eric says:

    September 18, 2007 at 3:59 pm

    Concerning bad places for crap: at my camp the intestines/innards of an animal were left by an eagle on a baseball field and it was left in the dust so no one saw on the field. Anyway a guy hit a line drive and rounded first when he decided to dive to second and you could hear this squelch as his shirt got covered in the half digested food that an animal had eaten, and not to mention that was the stuff a bird wouldn’t eat. And he was like eleven; camp gives lasting summer memories of fun doesn’t it?

    And umm, I don’t want to make a big deal of it but it’s E “ess” dawg. They’re my initials.

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  • Ventura79 says:

    September 18, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    YEEHA! i already printed my tickets and Im ready to meet the crew next week! Its gonna be the best birthday ever!

    Reply

  • Dark-Remington says:

    September 18, 2007 at 8:38 pm

    Another awesome show! Wish I could go to San Fran and see you guys. Ah well I eagerly await the next show!

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  • Fausto Fernós says:

    September 18, 2007 at 9:46 pm

    See you there!

    Reply

  • Steven says:

    September 19, 2007 at 12:13 am

    Ukrania can be seen here: http://ukrania.kiev.ua/ :)

    Reply

  • trullyandutterly says:

    September 20, 2007 at 8:08 am

    How dumb do you have to be to take a shit in a museum, wow!? Sal-E ur FABULOUS, Fausto and Mark LUV YA. Great show today.

    Reply

  • Ryan says:

    September 21, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    Guys, this show was a-lot of fun to listen to it was funny and entertaining i almost died laughing when Fausto said his mother tried to get him to tell which of them pooped in the closet keep up the good work and Sal-E it was great hearing you again

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  • Ryan says:

    September 21, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    Hey Guys, Great show it was a-lot of fun to listen to and i enjoyed it. I almost died laughing when Fausto said his mother tried to get them to tell which one of them shat in the closet. Sal-E great hearing you on the show again.

    Reply

  • Ryan says:

    September 21, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    Okay, Now i feel dumb for posting twice because i thought it didn’t post the first time

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  • SAL-E says:

    September 22, 2007 at 5:07 pm

    I have to go to the Winchester House…… I HAVE TO.
    It CALLS ME……………….it wants me there…………..I must go!
    I can’t Expalin it. I just have to go. AND I AM TAKING MISS RONNIE WITH ME.

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  • Tony says:

    September 23, 2007 at 6:55 pm

    I hope you’re not too disappointed when you get to that freaks mansion. Personally I say read about it and buy the postcards. Go early and get back to the city! ..taking Miss ronnie with you, boooo. But still love yous guys.

    Reply

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