You say there’s a fire in your pants. huh, well my don’t you let me blow out it for you.

Ha, when I was listening I wasn’t wearing any pants to set on fire!

Keith and the Girl start all of their shows with a prayer and “L’Chaim.” It’s one of their trademarks, along with the general avoidance of allowing their real faces to show in pictures.

Great show but now I have that song I want to live in america stuck in my head it’s just too catchy to resist.

Dress up as really big turds…cotton filler, brown trashbags and some creative additions such as corn..peanuts…etc..

First - Halloween: Fausto as a Cake (that has been defiled, just a little) with the feast of fools logo etc.. and Marc can be the splosher!

Correction on my original post:

That should have been Marc as Wayland Flowers and Fausto as Madame.

Check out this YouTube video and see if you don’t agree:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=—tyXiY1fE

Well, you knew I would be chiming in on this one. LOL!

Rick, I don’t remember seeing you at the pit, but then again, I was on all fours most of the time. LOL! My inner pup didn’t take well to the big crowd, I kept to the sidelines most of the time.

As far as fetishes go, there are many reasons why people have them, and many people have them most of their lives, it’s not something that one creates to keep sex interesting. People may introduce new forms of kinky sex to spice up a boring sex life but a true fetish comes from inside. Who knows where these things come from. There are some that say they are imprinted at some point in our development. I have a friend who’s a diaperboy who says he realized at a very early age that he wished he didn’t have to give up diapers and as soon as he was able to get ahold of them he would wear them under his clothes. I think a lot of my fetishes came from my inability to deal with my sexuality. I developed a major hair fetish because my mom was a beautician and she would never let me go to a babershop or salon to get my hair done the way I wanted, so I became obsessed with other guy’s hair, and as I started getting into puberty I found that by looking at guys’ hair I would get really aroused. I think a lot of that came from the fact that I was really aroused by the guys but with my Catholic upbringing I didn’t think it was possible for me to be gay, so I turned my sexual energy to a non-threatening part of the male body. My fascination went from hair in general, to short hair, to buzz cuts and shaving, so even today I can’t walk past a barbershop without peeking in hoping some hot guy is getting buzzed or a headshave. I also have a fetish for guys who shave their bodies, but I didn’t notice until the first time I saw a guy who was totally smooth and it was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen. So, sometimes they are just in there somewhere waiting to come out.

As for Halloween… there is a great mp3 floating around the net with Stevie Nicks in some interview talking about the allegations of her being a witch. She denies it and goes on to say something to the effect of… for Halloween I always wanted to be a witch, I didn’t want to be a hot dog or a box of kleenex.

What the hell kind of Halloween parties did she go to??? But that quote always made me want to grab Buzz and actually go out as a hot dog and a box of kleenex, but he would never go for it. So there you go Marc and Fausto, live my dream. LIVE MY DREAM!!!!

And lastly, Marc, when you said “this is Fausto’s ass talking” I almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard. That needs to go in the Best Lines From FOF gallery.

By the way, It was great hearing Rick the Rocketman on the show today…and talking about singing into someone’s ass. Reminds me of Shortbus.

I loved hearing Rick on the show, too! I like hearing listeners on the show (Rick, Dave, Curtis…) — makes the FOF experience one big self-referential mobius strip. Woooaaah…

p.s. David — You are so right! Especially with all the Mae Westiness of late… Fausto would make the perfect Madame! And I think Marc would look great in a bowler.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayland_Flowers

PupDon, is that all kinds of pudding, or do you just have an aversion to vanilla? Had to ask!

LOL! Maia, I love moose, but pudding is just not my thing. It’s the consistency, not the flavor. Strangely enough I don’t mind Vanilla Ice Cream.

You could do that cliche switching characters thing, where Fausto is Marc and Marc is Fausto.

Rick, you were very funny, and I’m glad I heard ya.

Fausto: Lucky the Leprechaun complete with a box of Lucky Charms
Marc: A Spoon.
Then Fausto can say “Spoon Me!” all night and
Marc can say “You’re Magically Delicious!”

Hey guys thank you so much for the shoutout to Singaporean listeners!!! I appreciated it a whole lot, and I’m sure everyone else in Singapore does too. At least you guys now know Singapore, as modern as it can be (just wiki it up and you can see some pics of the country), is really backward in terms of attitudes towards gays and minorities.

Recently some of the celebrities in Singapore did a youtube clip to create more awareness about repealing the anti-homosexual law. you guys can watch it here :

Once again, thanks for the shoutout Fausto Marc and Rick! Love your podcast and love you all!!!

YAY shout out to me!!!! Darlins if Mae was alive now, she be listening to the show and participating on the thread! It’s hilarious to hear you guys personify the Dueling Mae West thread!

KUDOS!