You know I love Sal-E. I trully think he is one of the best and most committed performance artists in the states. I have been all across this country and have met drag queens with weave falling out, track marks and busted shoes. Ive met queens who drop their character in one second, bitches who are just a mess. But Sal is one of the best.

Mwah! Luv Ya.

Great show the ad for Steamworks at the end cracked me up!!! The show has come so far in three years, it’s truly a work of art!

I saw those kids with the underwear on Ellen. It was quite awkward to watch.

I love when Sal-E is on the show he’s very funny. The best part whas the making of the goddie box really interesting. And yeah I thnk that the sesame st. people should be ashame to make the poor cookie mouster eat veggies he eats cookies well may be he became vegan a only eat vegan cookies.

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‘Release the goddamn pressure!!!’ - this was the best Steamworks commercial ever

Cheers!

I feel your pain for Mystery Science Theater 3000, Fausto!

In fact, my screen name is often “Torgo Saves”

♥

First off Congrats to Rob! Im sure you will remember me when youm decide to share your goodies.

Next, I would like to give a few tips for the Broccoli wig. Having an extensive background in Costuming, auto parts and heavy equipment I think I am qualified to advise but I am not interested in building it.

Start with the hard hat the guys were talking about, some 2 part epoxy, a pund of roofing nails (they are short but with a big head) and a couple bunches of broccolli.

mix the 2 part epoxy, dip, the teads of the nails in the epoxy and randomly glue them to the hard hat. Slice up the broccolli and shove the stems down onto the spikes.

Good Luck!

NO FAUSTO!!!

The Google nazis will destroy you!

Saith the OED:

| Thesaurus
|
| 1. Archæol. A treasury, as of a temple, etc.
|
| 1847 GROTE Greece II. ix. III. 44: “Myrôn…built at the same holy place [Olympia] a thesaurus…for the reception of commemorative offerings.”

Nice word choice, Marc. I love the image of you guys dressed in togas offering up day-glo condoms for the temple’s “thesaurus.”

I love it when Sal-E is on the show! And if I weren’t so shy, I would say hello the next time I’m at Milio’s for a haircut…

I love the shows where the tempo just gets faster and more frenzied as the FoF gang just gets deep into their own fun conversation. It’s like witnessing some crazy improve! Eat those veggies Sal-E!

Google nazi’s read websites, they don’t listen to them. hint hint.

Broccoli Cap:

As a Floral Designer and owner of a flower shop, we receive some odd requests. If you are looking to create stylish headwear made out of broccoli, you need to take a styrofoam head for wigs, wrap it with quality saran wrap (because the cheap stuff will melt) put a few hair clips into the styro and keep the clip open so that it adhears to the glue. Start running a glue gun back and forth, left to right over the head and work thickening it to be strong enough to hold the weight of the brocolli heads. Once it is thick enough, start with thin stalks and placing wire through the stem and glue into the framework. Wire and glue additional heads into the “helmet you are creating until it is filled up. Add color and flair around the edgeing and allow to cool. Once it is finished, remove from the styrofoam helmet, remove the saran wrap and pin into hair. ***Warning! This helmet may be heavy!*** But it will be stylish and edible!

How do I know that this will hold up? You wouldn’t believe me if I told you!!! LOL

You tell me exactly what you want to see and I might show you…

I was walking down the street listening to the show when the tossing salad/crouton joke came on. I laughed outloud and the people walking pass me on the sidewalk looked at me like I was completely insane. That was quickly followed by the Steamworks ad gone so wrong it was right. Very funny. Good show guys.

Looking foward to some hot broccoli hat pics.

To Marc, Fausto & SAL-E:

Here is the proof!
This is what my boredom at my business does when we’re closed (yesterday):

Because I was bored today, I decided to open my cooler and add some flowers:

Don’t forget to eat your greens!

Notice that Dick is wearing a “Dickies” shirt!

Enjoy!!!

Oh My gosh, I love it!
I want to put Faeries on it and create a scene…….
Amazing!

I love Halloween! But I work at a Haunted House so I am busting my butt every October. And I love the make up on sal-es picture. Thats nice. Make up can be very fun. I’ve seen some pretty cool effects too. And I ALWAYS like make up over cgi.

Boo for CGI.

- Purple

OMG! that hat is fabulous! The croûton joke got me too. I was at work just twittering in between reports and laugh so loud my co-worker wanted to know. I played it back for her and she fell out laughing. She is going to start listening to your podcast, too!

SOLD!!!

Customer came in and saw the broccoli cap and thought it was a floral centerpiece!