By Fausto Fernós on November 21, 2007 | Share & Save | Link | Print |
One of our most dedicated listeners, John Ryan loves to have sex and we think that is great! If people wore colored hankies to indicate their sexual interests, John would wear an orange hankerchief on the right side pocket. It means he’s up for anything and we mean anything.
Will he do it with a bear? Will he do it with tender care? Will he do it in a tree? Will he have sex with you and me? The answer is yes. John Ryan likes its, green eggs and ham, Sam I am, you get the picture.
If you’ve always wondered why people practice the kinky fetishes, John Ryan explains his reasons why he does what he does. This is your show!
Listen as John shares stories about his expreiences and we jump deep into talk about religion, theology and dressing up like Peter Pan at Gay Days at Disneyland.
Cupcake is the safety word!
WARNING! This show contains a very detailed discussion on adult themes, and by that we mean kinky sex. Listen at your own risk! Not for kids.
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GRW144 says:
November 21, 2007 at 10:08ugh…. I feel so skeeved out! This one got deleted within the first 5 minutes. Guys… keep it to ENTERTAINMENT, not Who-Can-Do-What-With-Their-Dick. BLECK!
limegreenkid says:
November 21, 2007 at 10:55i personally think this was a fine podcast. it answered some questions we have all had roaming around in our head.
Boston Bill says:
November 21, 2007 at 11:29I agree with Limegreenkid, we all need to keep ourselves open to new ideas and remember we all should only do what we are comfortable doing with our partner. We have to keep an open dialog with our partners as to what boundaries we all have. Good, Sexy show Fausto and Marc. and FOF PEZ dispenser of the Crystal Skull thinks so too!!
matt says:
November 21, 2007 at 11:55Yes, we should not be afraid to explore new and stimulating sexual adventures. Unfortunately I am too vanilla. You do not have to do the acts he discussed, but you can use your imagination.
Calok says:
November 21, 2007 at 12:06wooooooooooooooooo fedidishes rock, note to self…. bye orange hanky
Buzz says:
November 21, 2007 at 12:24Excellent cast today boys!
It was great to hear Throbbin and his adventures in the BDSM lifestyle! I was so excited, I posted about it in my Live Journal!
As for hankeys… I flag ‘em on my right (sub side) and the colors I show the most: Yellow, Gray, Houndstooth (worn in the middle), and naturally my newest one- lightning bolts.
Buzz
groggy says:
November 21, 2007 at 12:33You forgot to ask if he would eat somebody’s earwax.
I think that the word ‘cupcake’ was used too much. I would like to hear some more. Everytime it was getting interesting someone said cupcake. Do you really need this self-censorship? I don’t like the attitude ‘I don’t even want to hear about it’. I get it too much in my country.
I got ill 
But now I have more time to browse fof archives!
SAL-E says:
November 21, 2007 at 14:02I wear Silver La-may…………….that means STARFUCKER!
I wear it all over………………
Can’t wait to see you again!
Love ya
-SAL-E
michael says:
November 21, 2007 at 17:01Funny, interesting and very entertaining show - with a great and very cool guest again. I have to agree though that you should have dared to fathom some of the topics a bit more. The safeword was hilarious but for my taste always a little bit to early 
Thanks for showing us vanilla queens some very thrilling and intriguing insights into a fascinating world. Thanks for sharing!
Ventura79 says:
November 21, 2007 at 18:43VERY VERY INTERESTING SHOW!!! by any chance does anyone watch NIP/TUCK? on last nite’s episone they had this lady who had a crazy fetish where she gets into a bathtub full of ice, to the point where she gets hipothermia, in order to stop the physical effects of hipothermia she is gonna drug herself, at the point where she looses conciousness, hot Doctor Troy is gonna get her out of the ice filled tub, cover her and start fucking her.
Her theory was that, (while she is half frozen and half dead) and Dr Troy is pumpin her, his body heat will warm her up and she will come back life on an orgasmic fashion! turns out she overdoes the tub thing and almost dies.
There is some crazy shit out there, some i have tried, but i dont like losing control during sex.. SACA LA PRESION!
Kris says:
November 21, 2007 at 21:06I gotta admit, I almost turned it off within the first 15 minutes, but I kept listening. A little weirded out by some of the stuff, but definitely interesting for the lack of a better term. To each their own, right? This show ranks off the TMI (Too Much Information) chart, but still hillarious and informative as always.
xChickengirlx says:
November 22, 2007 at 01:06heh i was actually LOLing thru most of the show… yeah i cringed at some of the things that were said but i laughed at the same time. i actually thought it was gonna be even more explicit. plus you guys said cupcake a lot or the the convo about one fetish got cut off pretty quickly. i wanted to hear more about the Nazi uniform fetish ‘^’
and John didn’t seem too “freakish” and it seemed like he was turned off by hetero sex quite a bit…and he didn’t seem like the guy who would re-create the twogirlsand1cup scene xBBBB and he said no to several of the questions you asked him…
but the show was very entertaining..its interesting to hear about everyone’s kinks..yeah some of them may gross me out, but not to the point where i think “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU FREAK”
Mr_Noyes says:
November 22, 2007 at 04:39The hooks and cannibalism stuff was way over the top - yes, it does exist but still… It’s like, say, a vanilla type gay talking to heterosexuals about his sexuality and starting right off with orgies with 20+ participants. I also liked Throbbin’s comment about vanilla people: If they don’t want it, the probably don’t need it. Vanillas need kink as much as kinks need vanilla 
As for the safeword, a good session doesn’t need a safeword, because the Top cares for the bottom. It’s called safe, sane, consensual for a reason.
P.S.
There is an aesthetic side to kink, too. If I have time I might show you a photograph or two from a professional japanese rope bondage shooting I once … um … supervised.
George says:
November 22, 2007 at 10:11Do you guys really need a warning? :p I’ve heard much worst stuff from you guys.
Throbbin says:
November 22, 2007 at 10:20I’m happy to do some “no-safeword” Q&A with anyone here if they want. It was fun to play it up a little bit on the show. So while I may never have done str8 sex but it doesn’t mean I never would - maybe And yeah xChickengirlx, I saw 2girls1cup, that’s not quite my scene entirely, but parts of it, well…
There’s a lot out there and I don’t know that anyone could possibly be into everything. It’s why there are the negotiations done beforehand, right?
SAL-E says:
November 24, 2007 at 22:02I love it when you talk like that………………..You already have my Email and YOU WILL KEEP IN CONTACT!
WOOF!
DCRyan says:
November 26, 2007 at 15:07OMG…I love that this show had one of the patented FOF lists that becomes more and more ridiculous building up to a crescendo of hilarity (anyone remember the episode where Fausto pretended to be Lady Bunny hawking her new product lines?). I laughed so hard when Marc said, “Do you stick Japanese eggplants up your butt?” Another great show boys!!!
PupDon says:
November 27, 2007 at 16:54OMG, Marc did not mention the Blue Streak. Okay, there is not a single thing talked about in this podcast that is more dangerous than the Blue Streak at Conneaut Lake Park. Well, okay, I haven’t been there since 1990 but I’m sure it hasn’t been refurbished and is probably more dangerous now than it was back then! Yikes! (and of course I rode it about a hundred times that summer, tee hee).
I had a hard time getting through this show. Mainly because I had to keep running to the bathroom to… how do you say… release the pressure? LOL! Plus I think Throbbin is so damn hot. It took everything I had not to start humping his leg at Disneyland. Woof woof!
One thing I’ve noticed is that straight people think that all gay people are the same. When I first came out my straight friends would introduce me to their other gay friends thinking we would be perfect for each other when they were not at all someone I would be interested in. But now that I live a kinky lifestyle I find that even other gay people think that we are all the same. Like if you’re into leather then you must be into scat and getting cut and being hung from hooks and all that. Everyone is different. Sure, I’ve done electro and had needles stuck in me, but I’m hardly a pain pig. Every activity has it’s own attraction for it’s own reasons and not everyone flags the same hankies. In fact, that’s the precise reason there is a hankie code, so you can easily see what other guys in the bar are into. I, personally flag hunter green, grey and red & white striped on the right (of course).
Ace&Bubba says:
November 29, 2007 at 05:24This show was great!! CUPCAKE!!!! i had to stop it a few times cuz it got so intense. John was a gracious guest through the ribbing her took. Good show!!
Maciek says:
December 5, 2007 at 17:38GULP. I would bottom for this guy in a second. YUMMY. Sal-E…I’ll fight you for him.
trullyandutterly says:
December 6, 2007 at 22:11Deatails I need details. Ugh so hot. You guys where on fire today.
Born in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Fausto Fernós created the Feast of Fools in 1998 as wacky artists variety show in Chicago, Illinois.
Along with his partner Marc Felion, he hosts the world's most downloaded talk show for gay people on the internet, Feast of Fools.
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Saulo | October 12, 2008
Another mega show!!! Levi is a very talented artist and thank you FOF for bringing him and his music to us! Kisses!
TrickyToro | October 11, 2008
Levi’s openess about sexuality and his philosophy about love are incredibly refreshing. And, its very hot that he hangs out at the Faultline. It was a hoot...
Marc Felion | October 11, 2008
Stalk away Tomaz! Thank you so much for the lovely compliments.
Marc Felion | October 11, 2008
Folks, tell your mommas to vote for Obama!
Jon-paul | October 11, 2008
I just love this performance live in your apartment!
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Levi’s openess about sexuality and his philosophy about love are incredibly refreshing. And, its very hot that he hangs out at the Faultline. It was a hoot...
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Folks, tell your mommas to vote for Obama!
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SAL-E says:
November 21, 2007 at 03:57WOOF!