FOF #664 - XXX-MAS DELUXXXE SPECIAL 2007 - 12.10.07

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Marc Felion gets haunted by the spirit Christmas Sexy!There is nothing wrong with your iPod. Today’s show has been possessed by the spirit of Christmas sexy, as once again we take a break from our regular show format to present to you some of the dirtiest, raunchiest and sickest Christmas songs we could find this year for our very special Feast of Fools XXX-MAS DELUXXXE SPECIAL 2007!

Fausto Prancing and Dancing at a Feast of Fools Live ShowIt’s so hot I had to post the titles in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, to let you know I’m screaming from the bottom of my heart how sexy this holiday season can be. Join our sexy Santa Marc Felion and me, your naughty elf Fausto Fernós as we read erotic and sensual stories about the holidays from your listeners and the net plus news about obscene Santas, naughty ho ho ho’s and large insatiable juicy peppermint sticks.

Our featured story comes from the fabulous “slash” Santa adult story website santa sex stories.com which features a hilarious but arounsing collection of anonymously written encounters with the Ol’ Saint Nick himself. Woof! Talk about having a daddy fetish.

I sing a little preview of my very own slutty holiday song “I Don’t Care What I Get For Christmas.” Do you like it?

What do I really want for Christmas? Besides love, peace and music, sweet sweet music, I want to win the Gay Bloggies! I know that with you, my fabulous listeners, on my side fighting to keep me in the race by voting and posting comments on my Gay Bloggies Blog, I can win this challenge! I know it sounds awful, but not only do you have to give me the “thumbs up” on my latest entry to keep me in the competition, but give the “thumbs down” to the other three contestants to help me into the next round.

Featured Music:
• Santa Claus - Sick of Christmas: Podsafe Music Network
• The Wet Spots: Hello Kinky iTunes | Site
• Clarence Carter - Back Door Santa: iTunes
• Joel Kopischke - I Got Yule Babe - I’m Your Snowman, Baby: iTunes
• Darlene Love - It’s Christmas, of Course:iTunes | Amazon | Site
• Lee Harris & The Tijuana Trumpets - A Whole Lotta Santa - Greensleeves:Podsafe Music Network
• Alexandra Billings - Being Alive - My Simple Christmas Wish: iTunes

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  • Cassiano says:

    December 10, 2007 at 5:43 am

    FAUSTO YOU ARE SUCH AN ICON!!!!!
    YOU DESERVE TO WIN!
    Lots of thumbs up for you.
    You are incredibly kind with your listeners and now it’s time to return your love! (Is my sentence right? anyway…)
    VOTE FOR FAUSTO!!!!!

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  • Zara says:

    December 10, 2007 at 6:13 am

    Fabulous show- got such a huge grin on my face now!

    Undoubtedly, Fausto to win the Gay Bloggies. There are some real BITCHES on there, acting like real assholes. Deffo The Feast Of Fools to win! Keep voting!!!!

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  • Cliff Dix says:

    December 10, 2007 at 8:34 am

    Marc’s sexy voice reading that dirty Santa story got me more excited than I should have been on my way to work. I was stuck in traffic and an old lady wearing a Xmas sweater was walking by and I wondered if she could hear it too. The Wet Spot’s Fisting/Xmas song is hilarious. Keep Fausto in the GayBloggies deathmatch. Go give him the thumbs up.

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  • Barbara says:

    December 10, 2007 at 8:50 am

    I just saw the results of Challenge 8. What?

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  • groggy says:

    December 10, 2007 at 10:07 am

    This one was amazing. I will want to hear it once more.

    I don’t know if I’m tired or what, but I saw people today that walked in the rythm of the featured music while I was listening to the podcast. Strange…

    I really liked Marc reading the sexy santa story! I think it could be a part of a show, like “Marc’s sexy stories corner!”

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  • Christian83 says:

    December 10, 2007 at 11:43 am

    Fabulous, funny show !

    Also liked Marc`s sexy, dirty Santa story !

    Fausto is probably again in the group of the 3 contestants who got the lowest votes because the other contestants already asked their followers not only to vote for them but also to gave thumbs down to the others.

    So we have to give FAUSTO THUMBS UP and the OTHER CONTESTANTS THUMBS DOWN !

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  • PupDon says:

    December 10, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    OMG, Marc, I want you to read porn to me every night!!!

    Thank God I work in porn. I’m sitting here listening to this while choosing the best photos from a shoot for the next update when one of my coworkers walks over to my desk and goes “what the hell are you listening to???”. LOL! Could you imagine if I worked in a bank???

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  • ColJH says:

    December 10, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    I was curious about the hankies after listening to show #655 Up for Anything, and so I searched Google and found this website:

    http://www.gaycityusa.com/hankycodes.htm.

    I showed my best friends (who happen to be straight guys) and we quote the site and joke around about it all the time.

    We decided that one of them is a double-fister, one needs a daddy and I am into water sports. Haha.

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  • PupDon says:

    December 10, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    That’s funny, ColJH, you guys joke about those things but I actually know a double fister, several boys who need Daddies and just ask Buzz about water sports. I, personally, flag hunter green, grey and red & white stripes on the right. Y’all can go to the hanky code link that ColJH posted to see what those are. Hee hee.

    Thanks for posting the link. And all’s I can say is, don’t knock it ’till ya try it. ;)

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  • groggy says:

    December 10, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    Oh my, what is a navel worshipper?

    It seems to me, that many of these colors are pretty similar. It could lead to some joyful misunderstandings, if for example someone confuses magenta and maroon… The real adventure begins when someone is partially color-blind and isn’t aware of that.

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  • ColJH says:

    December 10, 2007 at 5:08 pm

    Haha. Yeah. No problem PupDon. None of us have ever tried that before but we do have reasons for the ones we chose. My friend, the “double-fister”, has big hands. My other friend, “the orphan looking for a daddy”, he got kicked out of his house so we call him an orphan.

    And me…I drank a fifth & pint of Captain Morgan’s + 2 liter of Coke in one night. I never went to the bathroom before I had blacked out (before the black out I had stopped drinking at half a fifth cause I wanted to save it).

    Needless to say, I woke up…not in my bed…but in the pull-out sofa where my friend had been sleeping last time I knew…in my own puddle….naked. I woke up drunk and so I had no clue what was going on when my friends came in saying that I pissed myself, got naked and stole my friend’s blanket. I had felt like I was given roofies. I went to check on my alcohol to find out that I drank it all. Oi. I was so embarrassed but I can laugh about it now.

    And to groggy: I’ve thought about that too. You’d need some sort of card or a damn good memory to not get all of those mixed up. It would be quite a shock if a bear (red with black on left) was confused with a by a shaver (red with white on left).

    That’d be one unhappy bear. :o

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  • sOrange says:

    December 10, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    Great podcast! I really loved your song Fausto. You should recod a whole album. I just voted for you on the bloggies. Good luck… you deserve it. Marc… can I hire you to read those dirty Santa stories for my Christmas party? So dirty it’s great!

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  • Scott says:

    December 10, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    Great Show guys! Marc needs to read more erotic stories on the Podcast…. YUM! There could be another Sub-Podcast for you guys…. Feast Of Fool Presents: Bed Time Stories.. mmmm, talk about a slap and tickle!!
    Thanks for the Shout out…. I love the Christmas music you played!!!!

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  • Kaleb Barker says:

    December 10, 2007 at 7:36 pm

    The opening song was lovely, it sums up my sentiments about this wretched holiday. bah! humbug!

    That story was possibly the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m not sure if I should be turned on, amused, or repulsed by the fact that it was Santa. Marc definitely has a voice for erotica.

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  • Fausto Fernós says:

    December 10, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    Please everyone! Post a comment and give me the thumbs up at the Gay Bloggies:

    http://www.gaybloggies.com/2007/blog/

    Reply

  • Maia says:

    December 10, 2007 at 10:37 pm

    Hmm… naughty AND nice! What a great Christmas show. Fausto, I loved your song!

    I am voting my little heart out… wish I had access to more IP addresses…

    Reply

  • patchouli_stink says:

    December 11, 2007 at 1:04 am

    Here Here nifty.org corner!!! Have Marc read us occasional exceprts from nifty voted luv ya

    Reply

  • Rhea says:

    December 11, 2007 at 7:59 am

    Yay! My comment got a mention! To quote Amanda Steinstein, “You tolerate me! You really tolerate me!”

    (and yes, I am a skank)

    Vote for Fausto!

    Reply

  • Rob says:

    December 11, 2007 at 9:43 am

    I love when Marc and Fausto do there own show together
    and just talk about whatever!

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  • RcktMan says:

    December 11, 2007 at 9:57 am

    LOVED THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!! LOVED IT! I love the music, I love the humor, I love the stories…. Honestly, it put me in the Christmas Spirit– whatever the hell that means. :) And to echo what Rob said, when you two get together and just talk, it’s podcast gold. But that’s what makes you so much fun to listen to.

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  • Jonas Åstrøm says:

    December 11, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    I laughed so hard from this show I got weird looks at the school gym. *sigh*

    Reply

  • bowdownza says:

    December 11, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    there was once a porno with the plot of six gay men sitting around a fire telling tales of hot holiday sex- 4th of july, haloween, valentines day, and maybe thanksgiving but the end scene takes place at christmas with two guys in santa hats going at it under a fully decorated tree.
    It was the most unsexiest thing I have ever seen.
    Doesn’t santa porn border on granpa incest porn?

    good show otherwise

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  • sfimporter says:

    December 12, 2007 at 10:18 am

    *stretch* *yawn*

    Oh, is it over?

    Reply

  • Michael Carrino says:

    December 12, 2007 at 11:47 am

    I think you guys did a Tim Henson’s Distorted View Sextastic Tuesday.

    Nice show — your twist on holiday music is refreshing.

    Reply

  • Marc Felion says:

    December 12, 2007 at 3:24 pm

    Mike, I’ll take that as a compliment since we like Tim but just because you aren’t aware of it, we’ve been doing XXXMAS shows for years! Here’s pic from 2000
    Feast of Fools Poster: XXXMas On Ice

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  • Marc Felion says:

    December 12, 2007 at 3:27 pm

    And pictures from another XXXMAS show live show:
    http://flickr.com/photos/feastoffools/sets/210253/

    Fausto Fernós and Patty Elvis

    Reply

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