FAKE! Jerry Springer is fake. Glen and I went to the Jerry Springer show in October 2006 on our first trip to Chicago the home of FOF. We also felt dirty afterwards. How did two soft spoken guys from the South get so caught up in it all that we were screaming at somebody’s 300lbs momma to “Take It Off” What we found interesting was the people on stage would be fighting and then there would be a commercial break and they would just stand there. If it was real I assume they would keep fighting.

When I was a kid a guy would sell ice cones from his truck. If you ate a grape, you would poop purple.

One more thing, when Amanda was talking about Hannakuah, a car passed by me with a huge menorah on its roof. Quite weird. I was also fortuante to receive an Amanda Steinstein hug this summer and I can tell you that would make a fantastic Xmas present.

Rick, I went to Man’s Country in the mid to late 70’s with my friends Carolyn and Cathy Ford. They were singing in what I guess was the main room. I helped them transport and set up the equipment. Cathy ( the straight one ) almost fainted on stage. I thought it was a riot.

OMG!!!!! GUYS GUYS GUYS, JERRY SPRINGER!!!!!!! Next you will tell us you are in the market to look for a shiney new TRAILER!!! But seriously, A friend of mine about 5 years ago actually was a guest on that show, his nick name in real life is Pooch, his character was supposed to be this man who fell in love with a drag queen who didn’t know she was a he! So I am watching this show and thinking “WHAT THE HELL” (Pooch is very much into the leather scene and a very obedient pup.) I had to ask him what the deal was and he told me “They paid me 100 bucks to play the part of a straight man” “So I did, and it was a free Vacation” So Amanda is correct to think that it is all staged!! Love you guys!! See you soon!!

I dont know much about the Jerry Springer show, just saw some videos on you tube about it. It is so trashy, can`t believe it is still on TV.

Can you really swallow those gold pills ? Don they harm your health ?

Anyone who is still looking for a Christmas present ? On the same site I found a golden vibrator, named ” Little Golden Fu*k Design.
https://www.citizen-citizen.com/defaultsecure.aspx?id=162&type=item

so I finally sit down and further procrastinate by finally looking at the blogs of the other jokers on the gaybloggies. Now I totally get what Marc is always talking about when he mentions blogs were people just post a bunch of youtube videos. I can’t believe they are even touching you in the competition much less beating you, THEY DON’T EVEN CREATE NEW CONTENT.

Yesterday Al Gore made an awsome speech for the nobel prize so to borrow a bit from him, “Too many of the [Feast of Fools Fans] are still best described in the words Winston Churchill applied to those who ignored Adolf Hitler’s threat: “They go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all powerful to be impotent.” OK OK if you don’t follow this means all the other bloggers are Hitler, and if we ignore their threat, global calamity will ensure……or Fausto will lose, which is way worse.

So Today we must all stand up and be counted in tribute to all the countless hours of work that Fausto, Marc, Bomba Atomica, Amanda, Sal-E and all the rest have dedicated to US, the fans.

“We have everything we need to get started, save perhaps political will, but political will is a renewable resource. So let us renew it, and say together: “We have a purpose. We are many. For this purpose we will rise, and we will act.” — Al Gore

A-Woman, I say, AAA-Woman

Oh and just to say, the craziest color my shit has been was a rich, ocean blue…I think ate the icing on one of those giant cookies. yum.

You guys should post the video of Amanda asking the question. What was the theme of the Springer episode?

Oh I LOVE it when you guys do little skits for the opening of the show. Keep them coming!

Thanks so much for having Amanda again! I missed her so much!

Where did you get the news about this toilet paper in Poland? How come I haven’t heard of that?

I HOPE THIS SHOW AIRS WHEN I DONT HAVE TO WORK!!! BECAUSE I HAVE TO SEE YOU GUYS! AND I LOOOOOOOVE ME SOME JERRY SPRINGER!!!

Loved the show, good to hear you had so much fun at Jerry Springer!!

My comment is all about the gold pills….supposed to make your shit sparkle? SPARKLE?! What if you have Diarehea? I am not a big gold person, is there anyway I could get some silver, or a nice copper?

Does this make anyone think of their youth, when your pet dog ate your crayons, and the dogs shit looked like a “Jimmy Hendrix Technicolor Nightmare,” just the first thing I thought of listening to it.

Sorry for the late reply to the show, WI boy is filming in warm FL. I can’t wait to get back to my snowy paradise!!

nObLe dearest…I didn’t flash anything except my shining wit at the Jerry Springer show. One of the girls who did flash was invited to the pole, where she jooked on the stripper/actress who was in one of the stories, but she didn’t know what to do with the pole.

Rick, you never told me…did your mom like the stuff from Bloodbath & Beyond?

That truck we saw hauling around a menorah and blasting klezmer music was from Chabbad, which is as close as Jewish people get to evangelical. I guess a few cities have them. I find it’s just a nice relief from all the damn evergreens ‘n red bows.

PS: Yesterday I worked with a guy who was an intern on the Jerry Springer show several years ago. He assured me that every single bit of those stories is fake. The *actors* may indeed come from trailer parks in Greater Metropolitan Nowhere, but they are given names and stories by the producers.

PPS: I don’t need gold flake pills because I fart stardust.

you know, the first time I saw black boobies I did think “oh my god black women have black boobies”

tremendous, absolutement tremendous