FOF #668 - Nutty as a Fruitcake - 12.14.07

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Jodie Foster in CarnyHave the lesbians stopped screaming Clarice?

After all these years, we finally realize what Jodie Foster was trying to say in the movie Nell. “Hay may chick a pay!” She was struggling to say, “I’m a crazy lesbian!”

The actress and director well known for her film roles in Freaky Friday, Candleshoe and Nell yesterday publicly acknowledged for the very first time her female partner Cydney Bernard and therefore simultaneously coming out as a lesbian and ending years of speculation about her true sexual orientation. Click here to see a photo of the happy couple.

The woman was famous for playing Nell, a woman who was trapped in the closet for most of her life and struggled with expressing herself.

But did she REALLY come out? It’s not like she said “I’m proud to be a lesbian.” Probably because she is aware she’s been very coy about her sexuality for decades. Jodie Foster at a Women in Entertainment awards dinner praised Cydney Bernard, a film producer as THE one who “sticks with me through all the rotten and the bliss.” Aww. She also sort of acknowledged she’s a little wacky too as she told her audience, “I’ve been in this business for 42 years and there’s no way you can do it without being as nutty as a fruitcake.”

I have to agree. Show business will drive you nuts! I’ve been blogging my little heart out the past month in the bloodthirsty Gay Bloggies competition and I’m pretty loopy right now.

Picking off twelve of the hottest gay internet personalities, the adult gay website Queer Click launched the competition and guess what? I’ve made it to the TOP THREE! If I make it to the final two, the final challenge is going to be to post a “karaoke video with yours truly singing his heart out. Click here to vote now.

Listen to today’s show as Marc Felion and me talk about Audrey Serrano, the woman who was awarded $2.5 million in damages for being misdiagnosed as being HIV positive and receiving treatments for over eight years before discovering she never had the virus that causes AIDS.

Glow in the Dark LOLcatsScientists in Korea have genetically engineered some glow in the dark cats. These two little kitties had electroluminescent genes splice into them in vitro. The poor dears were delivered by cesarean section and two of their siblings didn’t make it.

So what would you do with glow in the dark cats? It seems that doctors are just trying to figure out how to splice genes and nothing proves the point that it is possible like glowing cats. They are hoping to splice human genetic diseases into the cats in hopes of curing humans. Unlucky cats.

I don’t know what it is about Asia and genetically modified animals but the Japanese have made mice that aren’t afraid of cats. It seems that mice are genetically programmed to fear cats because of their smell. If you remove the smell receptors, the mice just go about their business as though they aren’t about to get eaten. Lucky cats.

One of our Australian listeners Joanne sent us a story about an adventurous kangaroo that tried to swim the ocean. I don’t know had its olfactory senses altered like the mice but it didn’t get very far before a shark gobbled it up. I think sharks may be the reason why you don’t really hear much about kangaroos swimming. Poor Roo.

Here’s a video of a poor little lamb that gets taken on what seems to be a not very fun ride by a bird of prey of some sort. The video could be a set up in that the little lamb was left on the ledge knowing full well that the bird would swoop down and carry it away. I just hated to see the lamb just give up like that,but I think that is what lambs do, they just give up. Poor lamb.

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What do I really want for Christmas? Besides love, peace and music, sweet sweet music, I want to win the Gay Bloggies! I know that with you, my fabulous listeners, on my side fighting to keep me in the race by voting and posting comments on my Gay Bloggies Blog, I can win this challenge! I know it sounds awful, but not only do you have to give me the “thumbs up” on my latest entry to keep me in the competition, but give the “thumbs down” to the other three contestants to help me into the next round.

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So far, Marc has said he would sit on a cake, and tell us who he made cry when Fausto wins the Gay Bloggies… I’m looking forward to the cake sitting more than who he made cry though it seems Fausto wanted so much to tell us today who Marc made cry.

Weren’t hairless cats a genetic modification as well? I always thought they were.

Yes, Marc will owe the fans big time if (and that’s a pretty big IF) I make it to win the top prize! The competition is FIERCE here.

It is about time for Jodie Foster to come out. Her lover is only 2 years younger than me.

I always loved Candleshoe as a kid. I wanted to be Jodi Foster in that movie. She was so smart and tough and she was rich at the end.
I can not wait to see Marc splosh that cake. I know it is going to happen. Fausto is the best but he needs all our help by giving him the thumbs up.

moar funny pictures

You failed lolcatspeak!!! If the cat ate the non-fearing mouse it would go “nom nom nom”. :P

I love you guys. Excellent show once again. And I love the bonus podcasts on the blogger site. Best of luck, Fausto. :)

WOW that’s awesome footage of a lamb-swipe. That looks like a Golden Eagle. They are HUGE and eagles definitely eat little lambs, kids, and fawns. At the National Aviary here in Pittsburgh there are Stellar’s Sea Eagles and they’re so damn big. I bet they could carry off a child with ease.

I’ve had a crush on Jodie Foster since I saw Candleshoe… glad to hear that she finally acknowledged her partner publicly. About time. If I were Cydney, I’d be pretty fed up by now!

Even better than lamb-swiping: lapdog-swiping.
One summer when I was a kid, there was a story in the paper of this retired couple who were RV’ing through Alaska, and while they were stopping to fill up their gas tank, a bald eagle swooped down and took off with their chihuahua! The husband saw the whole thing happen, and his response was basically, “Oh well, I always hated that dog anyway.”

Whaaa? My name was not just mentioned once or twice, but thrice?! W00T!

I want to see Fausto win because the other two contestants, in my opinion, are just bland blogger clones of each other. For a nanosecond I thought that Fausto was in the final two, but alas, he isn’t, he’s in the final *three* with this other guy and his clone. The battle continues, FOF Army! Vote for the guy with sabor!

A Gay Bloggies Win for Fausto = a new Mac for the FOF = more podcasts = sexy results (Marc! Sitting! On! A! Cake!)

Sexy Results indeed! Definitely give the the other bloggers the thumbs down but don’t diss them too hard ok. Please don’t be haters. We invited them on the show after this is all over and want them to feel welcome as anyone else. They might not get the $2500 grand prize but they will be heard by all you lovely folks which is worth lots. I really can’t wait to talk to Bryanboy, Frank and Craig. Start thinking of questions to ask them.

Hi Marc,

My overzealousness comes from seeing some of the mean stuff written about you guys, particularly when one blogger (who has since been eliminated) was encouraging others to gang up on Fausto, and it was starting to *really* bug me. I suppose seeing all that hating had prompted me to write a post where my claws came out, which only leads to more venom-spewing, and who needs to read about that?

Anyhoo.

I have read the other contestant’s blogs, and Bryanboy’s is absolutely hilarious! I have a slew of questions to ask him should he come on your show.

Cheers!

I wasn’t a big fan of “Nell” at all. It was hard for me to take: the gibberish was kind of annoying. And I don’t understand why Liam Nielsen had to get naked in the movie, also. I think you forgot to mention what I think the best Jodi Foster movie is, “The Silence of the Lambs.” I think it is the best thriller movie with a dashing of horror that I have ever seen.

Getting so excited about the Gay Bloggies! Not only am I looking forward to Marc sitting on a cake, but I can’t wait to hear what celebrity he made cry. We have to make sure Fausto wins!

P.S. I think I’m addicted to using “w00t” now. W00T W00T!

Sorry Fausto gets bad comments from Europe! I’m sure Scandinavia loves you though :–D

I’m concerned about all of this “If Fausto Wins”…Come on…He’s going to win, it’s not an if. I for one am really looking forward to Fausto winning, Marc sitting on a cake and telling us what celebrity he made cry. As for having the other contestants on there, that is a really nice thing to do and I’m sure we can come up with some questions for them.

Though, I am a little concerned about glow in the dark animals, I mean really…who wants to wake up in the middle of the night, and look in the corner and see something that glows, moving around of it’s on accord. CrEePy.

Just an FYI, I totally had my Mom in the car with me while I was listening to the show and I had several moments when I got to see her face turning bright red from the conversation you were having. It was great, definitely worth it!

Loved the show, VoTe 4 FaUsTo!

I agree with you, NotAnAngel79. I can’t imagine my cats being glow-in-the-dark. They jump on my bed at night and wake me up sometimes, and if I saw something crawling to me in the middle of the night it would freak me out. I can’t image how much it would cost to get a genetically engineered pet. Not only that, playing with their genes probably would reduce their life span.

Weren’t the monkeys in the movie “28 Days” genetically engineered to be agressive but it ended up creating a disease that almost eradicted mankind? I’m afraid some kind of “Oops!” could happen if we keep trying to play with genetics with animals or humans.

Supposedly nature plays with both human and animal genes constantly - I actually think recent research showed that humans were evolving on a much larger scale than previously believed. Regionally we’re genetically moving apart - and quite rapidly too.

I would love to adopt a glow-in-the-dark kitten. It could be the light of my life.

As a kid, I really enjoyed Freaky Friday, Candleshoe and Bad News Bears.

As an adult, I really enjoyed Silence of the Lambs, Contact and Anna and the King.

But it wasn’t until I checked out IMDB that I found out she was also a voice actor for one of my favorite “classic” Saturday morning cartoons, “The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan!”

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068037/

mmm Jodi…

glad to be able to comment again thanks for fixing my problem. This was a great show and I am glad that Jodie officaly came out.

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Born in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Fausto Fernós created the Feast of Fools in 1998 as wacky artists variety show in Chicago, Illinois. Along with his partner Marc Felion, he hosts the world's most downloaded talk show for gay people on the internet, Feast of Fools. Fausto loves pomegranates, waterfalls and 70s retro funk music.
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