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Tracy Tyler is single again! Our enchanting chanteuse and interior designer Tracy Tyler joins us on today’s show to share the juicy details of her love life as a modern trans woman.
Just what happens when you bring home a 6′5″ tall Eastern European stud and he finds out that you’re trans?
If you want to see the future President of the United States breaking down, turn on the TV this week. As the race for the primaries heats up, political candidates all over the country are dropping dead from exhaustion and bursting into tears in front of the cameras. Well, almost. After all, they are politicians.
This past weekend we were treated to gawking as Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton struggling to stay ahead of Barak Obama, fighting back the tears of frustration. Girlfriend, hang in there, I know how it feels.
Will Obama prevail or will Hillary become the Democratic candidate? Either way in this election, everyone wins. The bar has been set SO low by our current President, even a head of cabbage stands a good chance of winning.
UPDATE: Now that Hilary has won the New Hampshire primary, take a look at her face! I don’t think she’s ever smiled this big.
I’m not sure if Hilary or Barak have tried this, but on today’s show Tracy talks about ways you can sabotage your competition in a signing contest. She may look like she’s read from the Preppie Handbook, but I have a hunch she’s been sneaking a peek at the retro hippie/commie terrorist manual, the Anarchist’s Cookbook.
Watch out American Idol competitors! If you can hear me, keep an eye on your water bottle. You never know when somebody may stick a little Dieffenbachia in your drink.
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epilonious says:
January 9, 2008 at 08:16Tracy is a fantastic guest. Furthermore… she is a Really, Good, Trans.
I had no idea that she wasn’t a ‘genetic’ giggly, wondrous, intelligent girl. This new caveat is wondrous and just makes her more fabulous.
Kaleb says:
January 9, 2008 at 11:24oh wow… I was sitting on a packed bus today listening to the show. Right about the time Tracy yelled “GET OUT” I had to stifle myself. And then she kept saying it, which just made it worse. I’m sure there are now a bunch of random people that think I’m insane for suddenly laughing on the bus.
Awesome show today guys… that was the best story I’ve ever heard.
Marc Felion says:
January 9, 2008 at 11:38The “get out” bit is even funnier in person. The facial expressions and the hand gestures are a riot.
Kaleb says:
January 9, 2008 at 11:50I can only imagine… I wonder what it was like when the guy was saying it. I bet it wasn’t as funny in any case.
NotAnAngel79 says:
January 9, 2008 at 12:33What a pleasure having Tracy on the show. I love her. She’s such an awesome guest. And recapping the story about the hot Czech encounter, OMG I almost fell off the elliptical trainer this morning. I’ve found that I can workout to your show and accomplish two of my favorite things at once. Again, awesome show this morning and I’m looking forward to listening to tomorrow’s show.
Rob says:
January 9, 2008 at 13:13I listened to that story 3 times. Hysterical. “GET OUT !!!”
Thanks for a great show guys. Love Tracy. What a great sense of humor……and that laugh is infectious.
Why do we think he wanted to see it a second time? Hmmm…
Marc Felion says:
January 9, 2008 at 13:33I’m sure it wasn’t funny at the time but this formula works: comedy=tragedy/time
Kaleb says:
January 9, 2008 at 13:52The way I see it; there are three reasons he would want to see it again
1) he was debating on whether or not it was really a big deal.
2) he was generally curious about the anatomy of a tranny.
3) he’s secretly bi/gay
Also, I disagree with Fausto about vaginas being refered to as things. Technically a vagina is a thing so “it” would be a correct term to refer to it. However, it could also be considered as a place seeing as it’s technically located in the body. In this case, using “it” would still be a correct way to refer to it. That being said, I think “her” would be a better pronoun to use when refering to a vagina as it clearly has female characteristics (duh!).
Rob says:
January 9, 2008 at 14:36A friend of mine had a similiar experience in San Francisco. He’s a very petite Philipino guy, but really passes as a female when dressed up.
He met this guy at a bar (Halloween) one thing led to another and they were fooling around in the guys truck. Things were going great until the guy got off in her wig. My friend was mortified, tore off the wig, and screamed “do you know how much this thing cost ?”. The guy freaked out, pushed her out of the truck, and drove off like a bat out of hell.
My friend was really upset at the time, but mostly about the wig.
psycogolf69 says:
January 9, 2008 at 20:19WOW !!! That Tracy girl is a hottie !!! she seams like a total blast, give her more air time !! I ohh soo envy the eastern european guy…..
kennidi says:
January 9, 2008 at 21:04Tracy is one of my best friends, so its so nice to see her on here! We both go out and get into our troubles so its so funny to hear her talk about her stories, cuz that bitch can make me laugh all the time! It’s so nice to see her tell it all! I LOVE YOU GIRL! KEEP IT UP!
RcktMan says:
January 9, 2008 at 22:23LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Tracy! She’s the girl I want living across the hall from me, because you know she’d be pouring a cup of tea, knocking on the door and saying “GIRL you would not BELIEVE what just happened!” And that “Get OUT!” story is going to be FoF LEGEND now. I can’t wait to hear what other stories Tracy has for us. 
Fishsauce says:
January 23, 2008 at 00:43I love Tracy! What a fantastic and refreshing point-of-view to bring to the show. Her honesty and humor really shine through, and I would love to be her BFF. Please bring her back for more!!
Born in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Fausto Fernós created the Feast of Fools in 1998 as wacky artists variety show in Chicago, Illinois.
Along with his partner Marc Felion, he hosts the world's most downloaded talk show for gay people on the internet, Feast of Fools.
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Fausto Fernós | November 20, 2008
Thank you for the glowing review Randall! If you have a moment, please go to the iTunes music store and share your review there: www.tinyurl.com/feastoffools
miguelito | November 20, 2008
I don’t blame African-Americans; I blame the No campaign. They didn’t make a persuasive argument in their ads. They allowed the Yes...
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brain-fork | November 19, 2008
Fantastic! Any chance we can get “Doing Time” in the Feast Blast?
Bobby In Oklahoma | November 19, 2008
Jann’s face in the iTunes podcast photo reminds me of Liev Schreiber…or is it just me?
DavidMcD | November 19, 2008
I am praying for all the world’s religions to stop pushing their beliefs down my throat. I agree with you Fausto, if all reverends were as...
15 comments on FOF #882 - Rev. Straight Talks About Prop. 8 - 11.18.08
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Fausto Fernós | November 20, 2008
Thank you for the glowing review Randall! If you have a moment, please go to the iTunes music store and share your review there: www.tinyurl.com/feastoffools
miguelito | November 20, 2008
I don’t blame African-Americans; I blame the No campaign. They didn’t make a persuasive argument in their ads. They allowed the Yes...
15 comments on FOF #882 - Rev. Straight Talks About Prop. 8 - 11.18.08
brain-fork | November 19, 2008
Fantastic! Any chance we can get “Doing Time” in the Feast Blast?
Bobby In Oklahoma | November 19, 2008
Jann’s face in the iTunes podcast photo reminds me of Liev Schreiber…or is it just me?
DavidMcD | November 19, 2008
I am praying for all the world’s religions to stop pushing their beliefs down my throat. I agree with you Fausto, if all reverends were as...
15 comments on FOF #882 - Rev. Straight Talks About Prop. 8 - 11.18.08
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water-based says:
January 9, 2008 at 03:27Tracy is a great guest. I hope to see her on the show more often. She is the kind of person that I wish was living next door, and the friend that I would love to have.