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It’s so good to run into old friends!
On today’s show one of my old gal pals Barb Kingston joins us to talk about transforming herself into a happier, loving lesbian.
Barb was one of the very first guests on the show back when we started four years ago as an audio blog. This was even before iTunes created its fantastic podcast directory and allowed millions of listeners to download and enjoy the Feast of Fools every day.
Today Barb lives in Boulder, Colorado and is currently traveling the Midwest visiting friends and simply enjoying life. She eats a much healthier diet and has disavowed her love for cheese fries. I like to think of cheese fries as an ex-girlfriend you still love but for health reasons don’t have sex with anymore.
Barb used to work at Starbucks and used to get me free coffee drinks, which re-ignited my love for the mega-coffee chain’s brew. But all is not so pretty in Starbucksland.
The closing of over 600 stores has sparked a heated discussion in our community forums on the economy, large corporations, elitism and what it means to be an American. Obama’s peeps should take note of this division, because it lies very close to the heart of how many Americans feel about large corporations and how they impact our everyday lives.
I don’t know if you noticed it, but suddenly many women in Hollywood this past year have embraced their “lesbian relationships” but not their identity. Even right now on the iTunes music store, the #1 song is Katy Perry’s I Kissed a Girl which talks about Katy, a straight woman, contemplating her mixed feelings about being attracted to another woman.
Just when you thought it was safe to go into the children’s section of a toy store, look who came by for a little shopping! Michael Jackson, looking more like Howard Huges than the king of pop. I’m not sure why Jack-O is in a wheelchair but I hope he hasn’t lost the ability to moon walk.
Barb considers herself to be a titty connoisseur so we decided to challenge her to test at Fake or Not, a website that shows you women’s breast and then asks you to judge whether they are fake or not. Since I’m not very knowledgeable about what a real or fake boob looks like (I only felt Kathy Griffin’s boobs, I never actually saw them unharnessed) we looked up how to tell a real boob from a fake one. Basically, if it looks fake, it probably is fake. If they are too high, too round, too pert or if the still stand at attention when the girl is laying down then they are probably fake.
The state of Wisconsin has officially made it illegal to have sex with a corpse. A group of three men were almost let go after trying to dig up a twenty year old motorcycle victim after she had been dead for a week. They never got to her body but the government was hard pressed to find a law to charge them with. Eventually they settled on a law that says it’s illegal to have sex with someone against their will and since a dead person can’t give consent they are being charged.
The three of them almost didn’t get charge with anything since a lower court judges ruled nothing in state law banned necrophilia. There was a public outrage in Wisconsin after one blogger wrote: “Doing the dirty with the dead OK in Wisconsin.”
Sex laws vary from state to state and some state’s laws are absolutely ridiculous. Did you know that giving or receiving head is against the law in 18 states, including Arizona and Utah? Here is a list of ten ridiculous sex laws. Some of these laws you just have to wonder who introduced them to the legislature floor.
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Teddy says:
July 11, 2008 at 08:20great show guys, and thanks for the shout out. Fausto, I can’t believe you went into the Starbucks I was talking about and asked them if they thought I was talking about them! Nice
There is a very friendly woman who works there one day a week, and at another Starbucks in the city 2 days a week…which is who i was referring to