FOF #809 - Happy Birthday Mr. E - 07.31.08

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Sal-E working it, looking fierce!Sal-E has been dressing in costume and putting on make up everyday for the past seven days, in a row, just for your entertainment pleasure!

Poor guy! His pores are more clogged than lesbians shoes during a dutch dancing party! Clogged, clogged, I tells ya.

On today’s show Sal-E joins us to celebrate his 28th birthday, okay not really, but he did just have a birthday this past week. Listen as we twist his arm to reveal details of his up and coming perofmrnace at Halsted Street Market Days in Chicago. We’ll be there, will you?

IMG_1285.jpgBe sure to check out Sal-E Saturday, August 9th at the Hydrate Stage on the corner of Cornelia and Halsted, at 4pm. Sal-E never fails to amaze the crowds that show up to watch him work the stage in his unique, colorful costumes and makeup.

Real live joker gang wreaks havoc in the south side of Chicago. Do violent movies inspire real-life violence?

The Heart Robot looks a little like our friend JoJoFinally a robot that just may understand the concept of love as British university announces the Heart Robot an emitobot that senses how it’s treated and reacts accordingly. If the robot is treated kindly it relaxes and goes limp. If it is treated violently it tenses up and its eyes widen. It’s reported that “Different children react to him very differently. They either want to hug and cuddle him, and look after him like a doll or baby, or they just want to scare him.”

The flooding of a Chinese Restaurants has attracted customersThe flooding of a Chinese Restaurant has brought scores of customers into the place. The owner planned on shutting down due to the catastrophe but the ankle deep water delighted the customers so much he stayed open. Waitresses are having a hard time filling orders as people flock to this unusual restaurant.

Say hello to the CandomSay hello to CAN-doms, plastic beer cozies inspired by condoms. Are Candoms just a cheap novelty or do they promote safe drinking? Their main function is to act as beer cozy but some say they have a side effect of promoting sexual awareness. What do you think?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAL-E!!!

Feliz Cumpleaños Sal-E

Thank you Thank you???????
Love ya
-SAL-E

Happy Birthday Sal-E hope you lots of big packages wrapped in bows ;-)

May alll your wishes come true, Sal-E!

http://tasithoughts.wordpress.com/2008/07/05/the-amazing-one-of-a-kind-over-the-top-sal-e/

Happy Birthday to the incomparable SAL-E! And what a great gift to find out you are actually a year younger…you gained a year!

That wait staff at the restaurant in China would have to have severely water logged feet. GROSS.

Happy Birthday Sal-E (it’s the same day as my Mom’s B-day — yeah like you really wanted to hear that).

Happy Birthday Sal-E, lol i saw whoopi goldberg’s brother too, my friend tried talking to him, but he was not having it. It’s strange how anti social some people can be in a social setting…. it baffles me! But I hope next year you get to celebrate your birthday the way you want to.
Michael your avatar pic is cute! and a little scary!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAL-E!!

Happy Birthday to Sal-E, Happy Unbirthday to Marc, Fausto and everyone else!

Happy Birthday Sal-E! You are an amazing person, keep that flame in your spirit alive! I love you and everyone in the FOF family.

BIG HUGS

Zach :)

Happy Birthday, Herzlichen Glueckwunsch SAL-E !

I saw the robot on the news. It is pretty ugly….

By the way the link for the robot news is wrong, it also leads to the article about the flooded Chinese restaurant.

Happy Birthday, SAL-E!
Listening to you on FOF always brightens my day.
I hope this upcoming year is a wonderful one for you.

I send my love to all of you on the show.
Cheers! <3

Thank you to everyone…………….I love being a part of the show, even when we make public appearances and people tend to be rude to me………….Oh well……what are we going to do?
Either way I know that I made an impression on them and they will be talking about me to their freinds……..gotta love that!
Love ya
-SAL-E

I am fucking stuck at work, been here since 7am (8.54pm PDT) and i will probably be here until, i dunno, 3am proly…….anyway, i just wanted to say Happy Cumpleaños to Sal-E. You sound like such a fucking cool guy, i would loooooooove to meet you.

If I ever get a chance to visit Chicago, i would def want to hang out with the 3 of you.

Kisses gurl.

Happy 29th/35th/36th birthdays, Sal-E! You don’t look a day older, I swear!
I always love it when you’re on the show…

Happy Birthday Sal-E! I love your style, your so awesome and original! I love it when your on the show, cant wait to listen in…
Matty

Fausto, I’m checking out RealJock for the first time and I think I will also start the 12 week workout plan. Thanks for the heads up and subtle advertising!

Fausto: You don’t want to miss the Star Trek Experience when you’re in Las Vegas in a few weeks — it’s going away on September 1st.

Sal-E: Happy Birthday! Love your energy.

oops, my comment didn’t post, cause I lost my *$@*%$ing internet connection for two hours last night! Anyway…

Always love when Sal’s on the show… you know you’re in for some great stories. I have to concur, those folks with the pizza at Amanda’s reveal party were some rude bitchezz. They just sat there the whole time and never co-mingled with anyone else. I don’t even think they stayed for the reveal. Thank goodness they could get some Jimmy John’s in before they bolted. Wouldn’t want anyone to starve! Sheesh.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAL-E, although now of course it’s belated, but so be it. :) And I hope you enjoy your 30-whatevereth year … it’s always a good one. :)

Most importantly, we all look GOOD at 30-whatever. Right?

See you at Market Days!!

Happy Belated Birthday Sal-E!

Awesome show!

Always a delight to have Sal-E on. Soooo funny! Feliz cumpleanos tambien!

Happy B-Day Sal-E! See you all at Market Days!

Happy Birthday Sal-E! You always make me smile when you’re on the show. I always know it will be new, fresh and fabulous when you are on the show.

Drew

Thank you again to everyone.
Market days is coming here in Chicago on August 9th and 10th
Halsted from Belmont to Addison there will be all kinds of things going on.
Food, drink and all kinds of madness. Throw in some stages and entertainment and BAMB!
Street Festival

Saturday I will be on the Hydrate stage and then Sunday I will be amoung the Sisters of Chicago along with some special guests.
Look for a bunch of Nuns in white face out on the street.
Love ya
-SAL-E

If you are here in Chicago this is my new event for Sunday Nights….
JOJO and I host SAFE at Le Passage 937 N. Rush
Oak and Rush
it is cute cute
21 and over event
open to 4am
Best Cosmos………
Table service provided
See you at the Club…
Le Passage on a Sunday Night!
Love ya
-SAL-E

Happy way-way belated birthday Mr. SAL-E from your long-distance platonic 28th boyfriend. (Lagging way behind on the shows, but slowly gaining.)

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Born in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Fausto Fernós created the Feast of Fools in 1998 as wacky artists variety show in Chicago, Illinois. Along with his partner Marc Felion, he hosts the world's most downloaded talk show for gay people on the internet, Feast of Fools. Fausto loves pomegranates, waterfalls and 70s retro funk music.
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