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FOF #722 - Drag Wars - 03.13.08

By Fausto Fernós on March 13, 2008

 
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Sal-E in front of the Steamworks BannerOh girlfriend, it’s getting vicious on one page of our comments thread.

In case you don’t subscribe to comments on the blog entries, you may have missed an intense exchange by most of Chicago drag queens and nighclub performers on the show FOF #713 - 9 1/2 Inch Tiara - 02.27.08

So today Sal-E comes on the show to hopefully spread a message of peace and good humor, but I think it may have backfired on all of us. Eek!

If you see a mob of angry drag queens picketing our show Friday at Steamworks, don’t be surprised. The problem with avoiding drag queens is they look just like normal people outside of costume, kind of. Now I’m a bit afraid I went too far on the show and every time I see someone with thin eyebrows I get a little nervous.And I ask myself, will this be the ONE?

As if that wasn’t enough, Dawn Wells is in prison (get the FREE MARY ANN button here) and NYC Mayor Eliot Spitzer is going down for liking the for-pay sex services. What’s interesting about the scandal is that it’s bringing to light sex-workers who make $25,000-$50,000 for a three day sex-romp vacation. And champagne is not included.

Nobody is $50,000 ugly, so I’m sure many of us would welcome the opportunity to pay back some of those credit card bills and student loans by spending an horrible, awkward weekend with some lonely rich married man from the East coast.

How little money would it take to get YOU in the sack? My going rate is on a sliding scale, but not on money, it’s on looks. If you look hideous, you slide right off the scale.

Thanks to Huntersailor for the fabulous Feast of Fools quilt! It made my mommy cry. It was so sweet. We know it was made with love and we will cherish it forever.

April 2008 is going to be the Feast of Fools 10 year anniversary and my birthday, so I’m using my tax return money and getting an iPod Nano, iPod Shuffle, a t-shirt and a mug and giving them all away at the end of the month! All you have to do is register for our brand new Feast Blast Weekly E-Mail Newsletter and we’ll be announcing it on the newsletter. Click here to sign up.

The podcast that will do your nails for you sugar, even if you’re a little too old for that “whory” look- Feast of Fools.

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  • Free Mary Ann
    10 responses - Posted 03.12.08

    I think the Drug War has gone too far when our very own Dawn Wells, the actress who played Mary Ann on the popular 1960’s TV sitcom Gilligans Island, was arrested and sent to prison for SIX MONTHS for possesion of marijuana.
    The poor woman was trapped on an remote Pacific Island for over a […]

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