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Some guys just know how to take a good photo. As I was walking around Market Days this weekend, I asked a hunk in his swimming trunks to pose for me and usually most hunks turn to the camera and smile, well, this guy turned his face upwards and started tugging on his swim trunks. What a body!

His icy pose was one of my favorites of the day as it perfectly captures this sensuous stud in all his arrogance and beauty. I’m guessing by the star of David on his left pec and the semitic looking word that he’s probably Jewish. Does anyone know what’s written on his right pec? I’m sure its something like “peace,” “love” or “worship me.”

On today’s show our lovable pal Justin McPhee who bears an uncanny resemblance to actor Daniel Radcliffe (known for playing Harry Potter) joins us to mostly laugh at our corny jokes and talk about his travels in France. What’s the gay scene in Paris like? Are all the guys in the The City of Lights short?

Sex is on the menu today! It’s the oldest joke and profession and now scientists in Australia have found evidence of the world’s oldest creatures to engage in the act. Paleontology never was so erotic. Whoo. It seems when it comes to the birds and the bees that the tube worms did it first some 500 million years ago.

Last week actor James Franco appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk about an upcoming movie, but seemed way more interested in talking about Milk and his experience in wearing a prosthetic wang during nude love scenes with co-star Sean Penn. A transcript of the interview sounded almost like a steamy romantic novel. Yeow!

James spoke about his experience- ” I go over to Sean and I guess he didn’t know I was wearing a prosthetic. You are such a great actor. You wouldn’t do a scene like this if they asked . You wouldn’t dive into the pool naked,’ and he said, not knowing I was wearing a prosthetic, ‘Well James, if I was built like you, I would.’

I’m am shocked. I had no idea that prosthetic wieners are now standard in Hollywood.

Bats in the belfry might mean death as real-life vampire bats are actually killing people Venezuela. No, they aren’t sucking the poor victims dry but rather they infecting them with rabies, which is hard to cure if it goes untreated early on. Maybe a bad case of rabies explains President Chavez’s odd behavior.

The Dog Cloning lady might be crazier than we thought and the cloning of her beloved pit bull named Booger may be just the tip of the iceberg of insanity. It’s alleged that the one time beauty queen held her former Mormon lover captive and forced him to have sex with her until he promised to marry her. Once she released him, he reported her to the police and she was arrested. She fled the jurisdiction and has been on the lamb ever since. I’m guessing that this lady has an obsession problem.

Please go see a dentist! Okay? Don’t make me come over to where you are and drag your ass to see a dentist. If you haven’t seen a dentist in six months, you’ve waited too long.

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• GLBT Podcaster & Listener Meet & Greet, Las Vegas!
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Thursday, August 14, 2008 • 7-10pm
SpaceQuest Bar, Hilton Hotel
3000 Paradise Road, Las Vegas, NV

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Meet Fausto Fernós, Marc Felion and Peaches Christ unmasked!
Thursday, August 21, 2008 • 7-10pm
Pilsner Inn
225 Church Street, San Francisco, CA

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