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It’s my birthday! We’re gonna party like it’s your birthday and drink Bacardi, like it’s your birthday…

Don’t you just love this cake? We went to our neighborhood Swedish Bakery to get my favorite chocolate birthday cake and we asked the nice young woman behind the counter to write “Happy Birthday Fausto - Do NOT Sit on Cake.” When I went by to pick up the cake, she asked me if I wanted to see the cake, and I screamed “THOSE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE INSTRUCTIONS!!!” much to her horror, but quickly told her it was just a joke.

How was the cake? Delicious. Those Swedish bakers use real buttercream to frost every cake and I can tell you it rocks. Beforehand we went over to the new local restaurant Big Jones to have a great southern style dinner with pink champagne. Thanks Mark and Paul!

My half sister Yayi calls me without fail every single birthday every year to talk on the phone for a good hour, so Marc and I decided to work her into the podcast because we know the gays just LOVE a good diva, and Yayi is a DIVA in spades.

A real cougar, Yayi (prounounced “ja gee” for non Spanish speakers) just spent months of grieving over our fathers death by getting a face-lift and breast job and today she looks fabulous.

Meanwhile in Michigan, a delicious looking drag queen repeatedly crashed her car into a lingerie store after being refused to be hired as a sales clerk.

She should have screamed “I’ll be back.” Jeremy McIntosh, the Terminator Terrorizing Trannie was reported wearing make-up, blue capri pants and red flip-flops, a flowery blouse and bra to match. After being arrested Jeremy told the cops she was homeless and wanted to go to jail where she at least would get a good meal, and probably a little action.

Hey spring is here and my advice to everyone is to let spring fever take a hold of you and let it run all over your body. A new study by the Cancer Council in Melbourne, Australia claims that masturbation is not only good for you but it could save your life.

Over 2,500 hot Australian men were interviewed about their sexual habits and the results were compared to those who had developed prostrate cancer. The results? Those who had ejaculated the MOST between ages of 20-50 were the least likely to develop prostate cancer, as much as by 30%.

One of the sexiest Australian men I know, Michael Johns just got booted off the reality TV singing competition American Idol and has been spotted in bars in Atlanta downing Jaeger shots mixed with espresso coffee. Michael! Give us a call and let us help you fight cancer.

The podcast that helps you blow those candles out- Feast of Fools.

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