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Happy Cinco de Mayo everybody! Okay, so it’s a little hard to celebrate the Mexican equivalent of St. Patrick’s day, a drinking holiday, on a Monday, but bear with us.

Sal-E joins us to start off the show right with a pitch shifted, hi-NRG version of La Bamba. Then afterwards we serve up a little multicultural “es-spanish” lesson, Feast of Fools style.

One nice discovery we made while readying the karaoke music for today’s show is that all music sounds better if you pitch shift it up and speed it up. Try it!

In today’s busy world, we just don’t have time to listen to our audio/video content the same old “real time” way, now with quicktime you can speed things up and get your heart pumping and energy flowing.

Speeding up songs and pitch shifting them up is so much fun, I’m predicting that we’ll soon hear musicians on major labels release songs pitch shifted up to make everyone sound like chipmunks at 160 beats per minute.

Instead of “chimping” think “chipping” or “chipmunking” the song. You heard it here first.

In Chile, a mayor is handing out free Viagra to men 60 years of age and older. But, who are they going to screw? There wives are probably perfectly content to have not had sex in a while and the South American nation recently repealed giving out the “Morning After Pill” free to low income women. We are hoping that the Chilean tiny drag queen superstar “La Pequeña ” will intercede on behalf of these poor ladies.

Can’t you just imagine La Pequeña at a pharmacy demanding her free birth control, right after a night of reckless sex? Check her out in a hot blooper’s session of her la Pequeña Hillary Clinton video here on the right.

Join Sal-E, Marc Felion and me Fausto Fernós as we follow-up on Sal-E’s baby fetish party and talk about suicide Disney style, when seals attack penguins and those dirty, dirty keyboards.

Please take a moment and spray your keyboard with some sanitizing wipes or windex on a rag to kill those nasty germs. Don’t ever spray anything directly on your computer.

A technicolor dazzle of fabulousness- Feast of Fools.

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