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Folks, we stayed up till the wee hours of the night trying to report back to you on who won. What was the outcome of this difficult decision? It seems at this point the country is still trying to decide who they will pick in this years bitter contest on American Idol.

Mary did you know? It’s been confirmed, former contestant David Hernandez has not only confirmed the rumors he was a nude stripper in a gay bar in Arizona, but that he’s getting the green light from American Idol to stay in the contest.

You just know second season contestant Frenchie Davis, an early popular contestant on the second season of the show must be upset at this blatant display at hypocrisy. So hot gay guys get to pass on the nudity, but voluptuous black women don’t? That’s not cool.

But the real cliff-hanger we’re all feeling is the results of yesterdays U.S. primaries, as Hillary won Texas, Ohio and Rhodes Island and Barack got Vermont, but Hillary has an upHILL battle in the coming elections, and might lose the nomination anyways.

Will someone please just be president already?

I want my candidates to fight for my love. I don’t need hope, I don’t need experience. I want to see these candidates SWEAT. I think in the long run either of them is going to whoop McCain’s short little butt and this is why we’re all so passionate about who will be the winner in the Democratic primaries.

I hope for Hillary, but I will relish the experience of having Obama as my President.

John McCain became the official Republican contender in the 2008 Presidential Election as former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee announced his concession, prompting millions of Americans to ask “Mike Huckabee was in the race?”

You know it’s bad when you can’t even remember the candidate’s name. Kerry who?

Drag Queen Wars- in case you haven’t noticed, our past guest Regina Upright’s dishing the dirt on Chicago’s local drag scene hit some of our past guests like Aurora Sexton. Check out the debate happening here.

Tiaras are breaking, nails are breaking, hearts are wrentching. When will the bloodshed end? Ladies, ladies! This is just a comedy talk show.

Let me remind ALL drag queens and trans folks who read this blog and listen to our shows that you put on these fabulous shows not for the money. You do it because it’s fun! I know that most of you put every penny back and then some into your costumes and act. You do it because, like me, you love the attention and the ability to share with an enthusiastic audience your craft.

You are beautiful, in every single way. Words can bring you down. So don’t you bring me down today.

I want every drag queen in Chicago within the sound of my voice to start video blogging, and show the bytches on YouTube and MySpace how it’s done. The audience for one video can augment anything you do in any bar.

All you really need is a cheap ass video camera and start recording those videos. You can even do a little monologue when you get home from the bars or before you go out. An iMac is makes it really easy to do so, and all the equipment is built right into the screen. The learning curve is ridiculously easy.

Some of you think nothing of investing a grand on a new ball gown, so why not get yourself a great computer and put on a show in the comfort of your own home?

Check out how creative some of these YouTube divas are: Victoria Lamar, Kennidi Monroe, B Scott or Amnesia Sparkles. They are just the tip of the iceberg.

Listen to today’s show as Marc and I talk about the racism and diva-ness inside all of us, pigs feet stew as the new super-food and the tragic mess that is Shirley Q Liquor.

Faster than a speeding drag queen, able to leap tall metaphors in a single bound and more than willing to pull a train with porn star Pavel Novotny- it’s a blog, it’s a talk show, it’s the Feast of Fools!

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