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Valentine’s Day has come a little early this year. My good friend Solitaire has stopped by today to announce the winner’s of our Valentine’s Day Massacre Photo Contest she was running on her Deviant art account. Congratulations Alan Valcarcel! Your lovely animated gif where Fausto and I get buried in hearts got the top prize in the contest! Check it out:

Coming in at a close second was Philly81, who’s montage of sexy angels made us want to die and go to heaven. From the looks of his profile pic, he’s quite a studly angel himself.

Brain-Forks’s 3rd place entry consisted of Fausto holding up a creepy oversized bloody heart, as if a giant bodybuilder, smoker or obese person had literally given up their heart for him to hold. Who’s going to clean up all that fake blood?

What a delight it was to see all the entries and a heartfelt thanks to those who submitted. Everybody who sent us something is a winner on the Feast of Fools though so please send us an email for details.

Solitaire thinks Anne Coulter is a lesbian. Now, I’ve heard Anne called just about anything-a man in dress, a tranny, the devil, a lesbian and even a drag queen sitting on a cake. But, Solitaire thinks Anne suffers from hypothyroidism and if she would just get her thyroid in control she could rent a U-Haul and settle down with a nice lady sipping a hot cup of herbal tea and not be such a right wing freak. Is there a doctor in the house? Can we get a diagnosis please.

There is a lot of talk in the news today about genetically modified plants and animals. It seems that they have finally created a genetically modified blue rose, which makes my blue-haired Fausto very happy. It seems that they haven’t been able to create a true blue rose through hybridization because roses lack the genes that produce the color blue. So, scientists grafted blue producing genes from pansies to create the first blue rose. I wonder if having some pansy genes in the roses will make them go gay. Maybe they’ll call it the “Ting a Ling” rose.

Did you know mice can’t catch colds? Neither did I until I read that some mice have been genetically engineered just to catch said cold in order to figure out a way to stop the rhinovirus, the virus that causes colds. Now, scientists can study the mice and try different treatments to get rid of one of our most common ailments. Poor mice. Someone please pass them some mini tissues.

Join us as Solitaire leads Fausto Fernos and me, Marc Felion on a meditation that goes awry and as we discuss election news, how to make it big on Flickr and how to attract a hot mate.

Check out Solitaire’s show Tones where she interviews artists and musicians and visit her wonderful Flickr Gallery.

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