“Spandex Uphoria Part 1″

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Jason and friend slipped into something tight and black, then headed down to the Wal-Mart to freak out the squares (like a pair of modern-day Teri Garrs). We suggest you shut down your computer right now and do the same! Thank you, listener Troy! —John Q. Sanchez


Bonus beats: Jason peels off a layer and gets moistened.


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this is so hot

Very Interesting!!!! I think it was cut and adorable.

Comments on Video #1:
I’m amazed they weren’t stopped at the door with the camcorder.
I’m doubly amazed they got to record as long as they did inside the store.
I’m triply amazed they got out of the store without their recording medium being confiscated.
Kudos all around.

Comments on Video #2:
I agree with Fausto that it was hot, hot in the same way that the scene of Marc in the FOF “Nutcracker” video with chicken grease smeared all over his face is hot.
Somehow the bad acting skills and stilted dialog stopped mattering along the way.
Jason has potential as a model, with his build and photogenic looks.
Or, maybe just as a potential porn star.
I also have to give props to the girl; she kept it together throughout the whole process and stayed in character.
Not that she had a complicated part, mind you, but she has some potential as well, I think.

lol what an oddly compelling video. And the penis-lotion-spewing just puts the icing on the cake… but the brunette is very very hot.

I think we’d all like to see what else these crazy kids
can come up with.

Wow…that’s all I can manage right now….O_O

Is this found porn or just regular porn? When I was a teenager I got up to much the same shenanigans… except I had no friends, the camcorder was the size of a vacuum cleaner and the internet was still the fevered dream of a madman… good times…

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About The Author: John Q. Sanchez

John Q Sanchez lives in Brooklyn, New York. He went to art school with Fausto Fernós in the mid-90s in Chicago where he wrote for local publications including Babble, edited by Jim Pickett. He's worked at several high-profile magazines in New York and was an editor for the web-zine Blair. He's fascinated by oddball divas, bombastic child stars, and the everyday person capturing their unique performances for an online audience.
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