Photo: the Hottest New Trash Fashion

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I think we’ve all seen one of the greatest trash fashions that is known as the crocheted “Beer Can Hat“. It is a true abomination that only a blind person could begin to appreciate. Happily, I can report from Baltimore, Maryland that we have improved on this look with the “Beer 12-Pack Hat”.

Actually, this is an accessory that encases the entire head and the awesome thing about this is that it takes only seconds to construct and comes in countless styles. Our local brew is National Bohemian or Natty Boh. Remember, these wonderful head constructions work with domestic or imported beers!-Photo by Jim Lucio.

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What a lovely model! He looks like he consumed most of those beers in the box though.

If that’s the case, it was his first 12-pack! No beer gut in sight!

Beer case accessories are SO last season. *sigh* When will all these testosterone-crazed, hormone-raging queers listen? :)

Okay Rocko, so whats hot and new? Brown bandanas? If you smell something funny, switch the color to robin blue.

Actually Fausto, Mr. Rocko is probably right. Baltimore is notorious for being four years behind in everything!

I admire the dedication to the spirit of “Reuse, Recycle,” but one suggestion: eye holes. Makes dancing a little less life-threatening. LOL

Feh! Seen it in high school.

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Defekto aka Jim Lucio grew up in California and has made the East Coast his home since 1993. As a party promoter, photographer and man-about-town, he has gained local celebrity status in Baltimore, MD, where he currently lives and works. He considers himself the world's preeminent Polaroid portrait photographer and he loves horror movies, boston terriers and drag queens.
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