Armpits are sexy. Even sweat-drenched pits that aren’t in a dress shirt can be sexy. Am I right? My friend Donald is sexy and I know he loves his armpits because he’s always drawing them. He likes to draw his hairy legs and his crotch too and this is so great because he’s a very talented illustrator.

Donald loves American Apparel and more than likely has every color that the deep-cut V-neck comes in…probably to show off his chest hair. I’d wear deep-cut too…if I had chest hair. Let me know what you think of this photo…I have more. And did I mention that 95% of all of my friends are straight??? Yes, Donald is happily married, but I secretly think he likes looking sexy for both men and women. It’s a straight man’s prerogative.

I took this Polaroid of Heklina one night at Trannyshack a couple of years ago. The fab Heklina started Trannyshack after I moved away from San Francisco, so it was cool to finally check it out and hang out at my old haunt, The Stud. I can’t remember exactly what I told her, but I think I said, “Act like a starving refugee who just heard that UNICEF dropped some supplies for your village.” I find that giving descriptive direction really helps get your shot.
Dupuy says:
May 2, 2008 at 15:44Donald’s art is great… but there is absolutely no way he’s straight.