Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

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Are my pads showing? An exposed boob pad is not as bad as a trail of toilet paper stuck to a high heel, but it’s still somewhat upsetting to see. I suppose it’s a small price to pay…there are so many other things that could happen that would create a much worse wardrobe malfunction.

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We can prevent wardrobe malfunctions by discarding completely with the wardrobes. And that wouldn’t be so bad on certain people.

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Personally I think the arm hair on number one is just damn sexy.

=-P

Good eye!

I worked in a bar and one of my female customers had a pad in because she had a mastectomy. She found a big bug crawling on her pad and whipped it out and tossed it across the room, shrieking in terror. After a while she just put the pad back in. She was a real trooper.

haa.. I hope her next drink was on the house.

She brought that bug in with her and when I crushed it, it was like stepping on a mouse.

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Defekto aka Jim Lucio grew up in California and has made the East Coast his home since 1993. As a party promoter, photographer and man-about-town, he has gained local celebrity status in Baltimore, MD, where he currently lives and works. He considers himself the world's preeminent Polaroid portrait photographer and he loves horror movies, boston terriers and drag queens.
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