Donna Mills: The Eyes Have It

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Soap stars in the 1980s seemed to be much more glamorous and fabulous than the stars of today. With shows like “Dynasty” and “Knots Landing” on the air, there was no shortage of big hair, shoulder pads and blue eye shadow.

One of the most glamorous stars of the period was Donna Mills of “Knots Landing.” Her beauty was obvious– but how did she maintain that look every day of every week?

To answer those questions, Ms. Mills produced an informational video called “The Eyes Have It.” Aside from the catchy theme song, this video shares all of Donna’s secrets on how to look your best and maintain that glamorous 1980s look. Frequent YouTube viewers may notice this video is remarkably similar to former “Young and the Restless” star Brenda Dickson’s video “Welcome To My Home.” While it is similar, Ms. Dickson can’t hold a candle to Ms. Mills’s radiance, don’t you think?

Here is Part 1 of 8, in which Donna demonstrates an interesting way to use a cucumber:

After the jump, parodies by comedienne and voiceover artist Deven Green- assuming the role of Brenda Dickson.

Donna Mills Parody

Brenda Dickson Parody

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those parodies are hilarious!!! i just peed myself…just a little

Of course anyone watching this wonders…….does she or does she not do other things with her cucumbers?????

Did you notice how red her face was after the ice water ? It was all so very Joan Crawford !

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"RcktMan" Rick Aiello knows something about cheese - he was born and raised in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Since moving to Chicago in 1997 he has involved himself in Chicago's music and arts scene, both as a cabaret artist and as a member of the Chicago Gay Men's Chorus. With a taste for the ridiculous and fanciful, he began his personal blog, RcktMan's Launching Pad in 2004. Rick lives in Andersonville with his two furry children, Pippin and Screech.
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